Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

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Abazagaroth_foh

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I posted Ubers comments about Thudd on the Rath Board to see what their position is pursuant to a sinlge FoH member being superior to Thudd.
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Who fucking cares?

Take your dumb shit back to SZ and off the rathe, no one likes self-aggrandizing cocksuckers there, no one gives a shit about your comments, and I seriously doubt Thuud gives a shit either, as he doesn"t waste hours a day blathering about how superior he is, and just plays the fucking game the way he wants and leaves people alone.

Again, to give the general consensus you will find on our server about this thread and your sad attempt to try and make this about Thuud and not you (gotta love the thread title of "Furor better than Thuud?"):

Who fucking cares?
 
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Sam DeathWalker_foh

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I asked the question is Furor better than Thuud and the response was the Furor is. Maybe you don"t care, then why post. If Thuud dosn"t care he wont post, none is forceing anyone to say anything. I am trying to enlist as much support as possible no doubt. Clearly most of the arguments here are against ALL multiboxers and not just me. And one of the poster here clearly came out and said that Furors single toon is superior to all of Thuuds toons put together. If I were Thuud I would take strong exception to that but he might prefer a lower profile or whatever, but its his call, not yours.

The whole concept that one well greared toon is worth more or is better than 6 toons is a slap in the face to all multiboxers.

Is it your position that Furors toon is superior to just my set up or to all multi boxers everywhere? If you belive he is better then all multiboxers then me thuud and other multiboxers should take offense to that, if you belive that some multiboxers are better then furor and furor is just better than me, then lets hear who.

I will grant that there are some who are not into the game for its competitive aspects but all this crap "we don"t care who is the best" is junk - this thread has so many views, as does the BotB competion thread that to argue no one cares who is the best is ludercous.

This isn"t a hooker thread Ill post more when I get another one (humm been a few months for a new one maybe I should get out more....).

I can understand that there are no 6 boxers in FoH but wehre are the 2 boxers? None around here 2 box on raids? And if they do is anyone suggesting that Furor"s toon does more damage to the mob then both of theirs?

Furor posting comments of others is no more then repetition, seems you have run out of things to say.....

At this point I am interested in knowing if you have 2 boxers on raids and if they get more lootz then people playing only one toon.
 
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RoggOnRathe_foh

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Did we ask you to bring anyone on our server into this?

Did we ask for your obvious attempt to salvage the tatters of your "I R L33T" post that blew up in your face like any one of the ten, 15, 20 guys that pass through your room in the run of a day?

I don"t fucking think so.

If not for the fact that you"ve already been reamed out on these boards with the succession and genital fortitude of a stampede of elephants on viagra, I might feel the need to explain to you exactly why you are the living personification of a sexually transmitted disease.

As it is, I feel the need to post pictures of people eating their own feces to convay to you exactly how truly horriffic it is to even briefly consider the drivel that you have spewed over so many EQ related boards.

As for your porn-a-rama(tm) computer set up; that"s very nice. Now, if you could just suspend those monitors just a little bit closer to the head of your bed, and loosen the supporting chains just a tad... do your part to make the world a better place, will ya?

Oh, and I just love how you "don"t plan on having children".

At 49 years of age, with 6 monitors strapped to your ceiling above your bed, I think you have found the most effective form of birth control EVER DEVISED BY MAN!

Just to clarify for you, inasmuch as you can glaze over what "soloing" means, I suspect you are forgetting what the implications of the words "plan on" actually mean.

It implys you have *any* degree of choice in the equation. I suspect the last time any part of your body was in any part of a woman"s body, the doctors were screaming "push" at your mother.

If only they"d known to tell her to not take the afterbirth home with her...


Love from the Rathe,
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Snootay_foh

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ALL U FUROR SALAD TOSSERS ARE JUST FAGS SHOW UP ON OUR SERVER SOMETIME AND WELL PWN UR ASS FAGS PVP IS WHERE THE SHIT IS FAGS AND UR ALL FUCKING FAGS FOR BRAGGING ABOUT UR SKILLZ IN A VIDEO GAME WHAT YES I WAS JUST BRAGGING ABOUT MY PVP SKILLZ WHY FAG HOMO GAY CUNT
 
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Sam DeathWalker_foh

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Ok let me ask you this. Rate these 3 in order of which has the greater DPS:

1) The entire FoH Guild
2) My six toons
3) A single mana burning wizard

Next rate these three in order of which can kill the higher level mob:

1) The entire FoH Guild
2) My six toons
3) A single mana burning wizard

Then rate these three in order of which is over all superior

1) The entire FoH Guild
2) My six toons
3) A single mana burning wizard


I think it will be clear enough that for the exact same reasons the entire FoH guild can properly claim to be superior to my six toons, I can claim to be superior to a single mana burning wizard.


If you "don"t care" then don"t post, there are 50 posts in this forum I don"t care about do I go and post "I don"t care" 50 times in a row.
 
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Sam, if you want to compete your crew with FoH, you really have to go 6 vs 6 to prove any sort of skill.

A hotwired keyboard and the ability to defeat mobs with an AI that could not kill mossnakes a good day with 6 characters is nothing new, nor something to be proud of.
 
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Sam you fucking tool, the answer to everyone of those stupid fucking question is FoH. And get this genius your 6 toons are better than a wizard, see its simple math 50 FoH > 6 Sam"s > 1 wizard. I dont know why you dont understand that, you have to be the dumbest fuck I have ever met in my life, even a fucking moron would say you are a fucking moron. You lose whereever you go, here, sullon, the rathe, AT LIFE, so go ahead and do the world a favor and manaburn yourself.
 
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VagedSZ_foh

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You people are really getting the run around. If you actually played on Sullon you"d know that there are several card carrying members of "The Sam Deathwalker Mile High Club" (you must kill all four wizards at once.)

Ulath, a 55 warrior, is one of them.
 
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Hayley McGinnish_foh

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Sam DeathWalker said:
Well I am going to start posting less. this is like 8 hours a day so far....
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God how I wish this was a true statement. :\

Unfortunately the only thing proven to me in this thread by you is the extensive abuse of the words "toon" and "blewbie" (this from a supposed 49 yr old male mind you), and the fact that it is beyond comprehension to this person that using 6 characters *gasp* even if only one person is boxing them, is not considered asolokill. Delusioned doesn"t even begin to describe you.

Now go back to your little hospital bed you call a home, post on your own little messageboard, and count how many "hits" you get as i"m sure you consider that to be the equivalent of how "well-respected" you are. Pathetic
 
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VagedSZ_foh

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Ah yah, and the general consensus about that entire "Hit" thing with Furor..Yah, that wasn"t a flame, that was a fucking admission of guilt as to how pathetic ya"ll truely are if putting out a Terabyte of EQ information is considered "Cool" and something to brag about.
 
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Sam DeathWalker_foh

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Sam you fucking tool, the answer to everyone of those stupid fucking question is FoH. And get this genius your 6 toons are better than a wizard, see its simple math 50 FoH > 6 Sam"s > 1 wizard. I dont know why you dont understand that, you have to be the dumbest fuck I have ever met in my life, even a fucking moron would say you are a fucking moron. You lose whereever you go, here, sullon, the rathe, AT LIFE, so go ahead and do the world a favor and manaburn yourself.

Well thank you - seems this argument is over. If my 6 toons are greater the a single mana burning wizards then they are also greater then Furor.

If the FoH DPS output is greater then mine, and mine is greater then a single mana buring wizard then mine greater then Furor. If FoH can kill better mobs then me and that makes them better then if I kill better mobs then Furor I am better than Furor.


FoH > Sam > Furor

Seems that was obvious since the start.





Two other points I came up with since last night. Furor has complained about warrior DPS for years, other classes have said that he was resposible for some of their nerfs (monks I thinks) he constantly cries that warrior DPS is insufficient. Then along comes someone who says "I am better then Furor cause my DPS, with 6 toons is supior to his" and then all his cronies cry NO NO Furor is better than 6 toons! you have to divide the total DPS of the Sam"s by 6 if you compare them to Furor. The same guy who cries for years that his DPS is unfairly low now claims that his DPS and his single toon is superior to FOUR WIZARDS, a Cleric AND a Chanter! pbbbtttt......

Then previously there was a comment that Any person, guild, group would take Furor over me in a heartbeat. If you were a person working on your epic and furor offered to help or I offered to help who would you take? I can port, rez, buff mellee, buff casters, slow mobs, charm, cast 4 draughts at same time, perma stun most mobs that dont resist, haste mellee, mezz adds, heal, give you a 1400 HP buff, pacify, etc. etc. Furor can do high mellee damage output. I really think that any resonable person would take me.
 
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VagedSZ_foh

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"And to the guy that actually alluded to me being griefed had I been on Sullon Zek. You obviously don"t know who the fuck you are talking to. Had I played on Sullon Zek, they would have had to rename the server in honor of my guild and me. SZ would be on its knees, bobbing the collective knob of FoH"s cack. I was griefing people in PvP before you even knew what a computer was, let alone "teh internet," junior."

This would not happen. Proof, Ruin. You don"t know jack about SZ politics. Obviously.

"BTW, TEAM PVP/Diety Specific/Good vs. Evil is not PVP, not even in the bullshit simulated PvP world of Everquest. Rallos Zek is about as close to real PvP as you will get in EQ, and SZ is a far, far cry form RZ."

This is Bullshit. I"ve played the 50+ game on RZ, VZ and now SZ. Sullon Zek is by far the best pvp, with the most pvp, and the hardest pvp. You don"t know jack shit about SZ.



"I must say I am impressed by the sheer amount of stupidity and lack of common fucking decency displayed on that server board and the server as a whole. Sony would be wise to nuke that shitpile into oblivion and use the parts from the server as door stops."

Oh nos plz don"t insult our decency~ It hurts almost as much as hearing a cockshute like you spew on about something he has no clue about. Blue servers get their perspectives from second hand information, why? Because anyone that goes Red Server hardly ever comes back to bloobville, because it"s that much better.
 
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Lizarde_foh

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Sam DeathWalker said:
Guess the title is then open for me to claim untill someone has the courage to challenge the MIGHTY DEATHWALKER.
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While you"re at it, I think you"ve laid claim to a much more difficult-to-achieve prize: teh big W

You seem to be missing the point. You appear to be seeking validation by claiming the title of "top single person burst DPS server-wide". Everyone is basically telling you to please collect your trophy and go home, because the only person who seems to care about having the "top single person burst DPS server-wide" is you. Here you are, son, here"s your trophy. You are now the proud owner of the TSPBDPSSW trophy, find a spot on the mantle and display it proudly!
 
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Furor Planedefiler_foh

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VagedSZ said:
"And to the guy that actually alluded to me being griefed had I been on Sullon Zek. You obviously don"t know who the fuck you are talking to. Had I played on Sullon Zek, they would have had to rename the server in honor of my guild and me. SZ would be on its knees, bobbing the collective knob of FoH"s cack. I was griefing people in PvP before you even knew what a computer was, let alone "teh internet," junior."

This would not happen. Proof, Ruin. You don"t know jack about SZ politics. Obviously.
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You mean how Ruin was handing everybody their asses until Tenaj quit Everquest and the guild fell apart/disbanded? Obviously I know more than you think.

VagedSZ said:
"BTW, TEAM PVP/Diety Specific/Good vs. Evil is not PVP, not even in the bullshit simulated PvP world of Everquest. Rallos Zek is about as close to real PvP as you will get in EQ, and SZ is a far, far cry form RZ."

This is Bullshit. I"ve played the 50+ game on RZ, VZ and now SZ. Sullon Zek is by far the best pvp, with the most pvp, and the hardest pvp. You don"t know jack shit about SZ..
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You"ve played the 50+ game on RZ, VZ, and now SZ have you? Name your characters. I call bullshit, it"s just that simple. Not to mention that you actually stated the FIFTY+ game. Do you mean the game of camping elite spots like Sebilis and Lower Guk? SZ PvP is PvP-Lite at it"s best.



VagedSZ said:
"I must say I am impressed by the sheer amount of stupidity and lack of common fucking decency displayed on that server board and the server as a whole. Sony would be wise to nuke that shitpile into oblivion and use the parts from the server as door stops."

Oh nos plz don"t insult our decency~ It hurts almost as much as hearing a cockshute like you spew on about something he has no clue about. Blue servers get their perspectives from second hand information, why? Because anyone that goes Red Server hardly ever comes back to bloobville, because it"s that much better.
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Which is of course why SZ is the server with the lowest population countconsistently. This is a lot of talk from a server thats peak time population count not counting bazaar mules rivals the size of an average zerg guild"s roster on any "blewbie" server. Don"t be surprised to wake up one day and find that your beloved shitpile is now a sub-server running the zones Erud"s Crossing and Cabilis on the Kane Bayle Server. It"s gonna happen, it"s only a matter of "when," not "if."

Secondly, and I"m getting tired of correcting you and this is only my first response, SZ is NOT A RED SERVER. If I were to give you a color, I would say more a flaming pink or bruised purple.

Cockshute, good one... that the nickname you use for your gaping asshole? Let me use it in a sentence: VagedSZ says, "Thlide your thalami into my cockshute bruthce! On medium pace."
 
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VagedSZ_foh

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"You mean how Ruin was handing everybody their asses until Tenaj quit Everquest and the guild fell apart/disbanded? Obviously I know more than you think." - Yah, Ruin sure was handing everyone their ass while they were buried away pveing. Sure they were the greatest on the server, but FUCK if they did Anything but kill mobs.


"You"ve played the 50+ game on RZ, VZ, and now SZ have you? Name your characters. I call bullshit, it"s just that simple. Not to mention that you actually stated the FIFTY+ game. Do you mean the game of camping elite spots like Sebilis and Lower Guk? SZ PvP is PvP-Lite at it"s best."


Clearrain Darkice <Combine Ressurection> Vallon Zek

Lons Rallos Zek

Vaged <Honorbound> Sullon Zek


Over 200 days logged~ Over 150 of them spent strictly in pvp. I"m not much on leveling, just getting high enough so that I can touch the tip and crush it.



"Secondly, and I"m getting tired of correcting you and this is only my first response, SZ is NOT A RED SERVER. If I were to give you a color, I would say more a flaming pink or bruised purple." -

Once again you are wrong. I"d know.
 
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OK listen Sam, get this through all six of your heads. Any one guild would choose Furor over you because, he knows how to win, he knows more about this game, hes sane, he can count, he can tank anything. You on the other hand lose at life, know nothing about this game given the statements you have made here, are suffering from multiple personalities who control 5 other characters, cant count, and wouldnt not last 7 seconds if a mob hit you.

AND SAM YES 6 CHARACTERS ARE GREATER THAN 1 CHARACTER
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, but if you take any single one of your characters and match him against Furor, Furor will own you, hell even Behemoth would own you, (btw Behemoth I owe you tool tickets keke). I"m not a betting man but I would bet on Furor if he had to take on anyone one of your characters.

Then along comes someone who says "I am better then Furor cause my DPS, with 6 toons is supior to his"
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Read that sentence over and then apply simple math is 6 > 1? Someone has ot post that MASTER OF THE OBVIOUS PICTURE. It"s like me saying "Furor says hes the toughest person on Earth but if I get my 6 friends we would pwn him." Where the fuck is the logic in this statement.

If you were a person working on your epic and furor offered to help or I offered to help who would you take? I can port, rez, buff mellee, buff casters, slow mobs, charm, cast 4 draughts at same time, perma stun most mobs that dont resist, haste mellee, mezz adds, heal, give you a 1400 HP buff, pacify, etc. etc.
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Furor can win.

In closing Sam, maybe tonight when you log on all 6 of your solo characters you should say goodbye to EQ and to real life, write a note to the alien that lives in the attic, the doctor who put the splinter in your brain, and Aychamo saying your sorry for the way you treated them. When your letter is done take the shotgun you have in the closet for when the aliens came back for the one you trapped in your attic, and put it in your mouth, have all six of yourselves say a prayer and pull the trigger.

Thank You in Advance,
The Screenshot Crew
 
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