Who has top single person burst dps server-wide

I GIVE FUROR THE MEDAL FOR THE GEEKIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET LOL

AND I"D LIKE TO SEE THIS FUCK LASTING 1 WEEK IN PVP IN SZ TRYING TO SURVIVE TO PKERS AND SAME TEAM TRAINING LOL, HE WOULD GO CRYING SAYING THAT SZ IS WORTHLESS AND THAT KILLING RANDOM I_DONT_THINK_JUST_ATTACK_MOB WHICH I"M SURE IT"S VERY FUN!

is perfectly fair. Not his fault he can run twice the accts on the same number of machines. Using 3rd party windowing programs is not a violation of the EULA (anymore) so I think you"re just kinda bullshitting rules as you go so you can try to feel better about getting beaten.

AiorosSZ said:

I GIVE FUROR THE MEDAL FOR THE GEEKIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET LOL

AND I"D LIKE TO SEE THIS FUCK LASTING 1 WEEK IN PVP IN SZ TRYING TO SURVIVE TO PKERS AND SAME TEAM TRAINING LOL, HE WOULD GO CRYING SAYING THAT SZ IS WORTHLESS AND THAT KILLING RANDOM I_DONT_THINK_JUST_ATTACK_MOB WHICH I"M SURE IT"S VERY FUN!

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As opposed to killing humans that don"t think? Check your shorts for "Hershey squirts," son, I think you browned em with that last post.

It"s like shooting fish in a barrel...

I figured it would be fun to post on this gem of a thread.

Sam is either the funniest person in history, or the dumbest. I vote for the latter.

However, my experiances on SZ have been nothing but fun. I started play EQ when SZ first came out because RL friends who played it were moving servers. I couldn"t imagine playing this game without the threat of pvp, or the fun of it.

My only real question for those of you in non pvp servers is: "whats the point of advancing your character?" Yeah you can kill mobs faster, but won"t you eventually run out of AI shit to kill? At least on PvP servers you can go kill people once you"ve killed all the real content.

And trust me, you don"t know fun in EQ unless you"ve been involved in a Guild Vs Guild battle in a huge open zone (e.g. A cleared Fear with only CT up, fighting over the god) Yeah we may not be on the cutting edge of of EQ pve, but I"ll bet most people on SZ have a lot more fun than the rest of you folks.

Oh well, Sam is an idiot. But not all SZers are of his ilk.

Carls Jr
62 Warrior

Holy shit Mr. Sam Deathstalker!

You"re fucking famous.

That was a brilliant rendition of "Like a Virgin" you performed on American Idol last night. Also, kudos on the snazzy attire and kick-ass choreography.

Don"t let Simon disuade you, wtf does that limey know? You have talent my friend and you should seriously think about giving up EQ altogether to pursue that singing career.

You claim to have won at life already, however have you won at singing?

What about forming a boy-band with your 6 uber toons? We have S Club 7 but how about The Sammy Sex Club Six?

Get to work Sammy - your dream may come true.

SZ has a unique form of humor alot of other people dont get. yes true most of it is who can say American Inventor the most in a post or have some 60 year old dickless herpes infested cuntstain come here and post about his 6 computers. These SZ folks(the true d00ds i have seen post for awhile, Segz and Kaui and those other funny message board spammers) like to throw gas on the fire is all. Im not defending those faglipped deformed testicle cumstains. All Im am saying is I wish I could get Kaui segz Furor into a Reality Tv Series and have that 6 computer 70 yearold son of the Gayporn Video company Shaftlick Sam Walker make guest apperances and repeatly get his ass kicked while those SZ guys say "Oi Oi"


Ya Im a bluebie and Whack off more than I should but I got a lvl 2 Shaman named Generalduke<good team halas represent> on SZ that would fuckin own all you fags.

The point of this post? Its fuckin retarded like caring about DPS(of a 60 year old herpes infested 6 cpu player) in a game in 50 years people could really give 2 shits about.


Go play some god damn Warlords on a Atari 1600 if you want some fuckin PvP bitches!

peace

3) I can solo mobs that probably 99.9 percent of everquest players cannot.

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Solo"ing is the act of 1 toon killing a mob. Not 6 toons controlled by one person.

Youre doing work with a group, not a single character, thus - not soloing.

Sam DeathWalker said:

9. You may not use any third party software to modify the Software to change Game play. ...... You may not sell or auction any EverQuest characters, items, coin or copyrighted material.

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Hey dipshit, EQW doesn"t modify the software to change game play, it just lets you run two accounts of EQ off of the same computer, that doesn"t change gameplay at all. The gameplay is the same while using eqw. It modifies how the game is run by your pc, not how the game itself plays. Seeing as he has 5 alienwares he could have bought 10 (probably 15 with as much as those cost) desktops fast enough to run EQ, but he opted for laptops.

and didn"t you buy a ton of e-bay shit? try reading the last sentence of policy #9.

Sam you are my bitch, get on your knees and get to suckin" like the whores you know soo much about. But, this time no ones getting paid.

also, wtf are you talking about, my Area 51"s are desktops -
http://www.alienware.com/main/system_pages/area51.asp

Sam, I know it must be difficult to detract from your busy schedule of being a total fucktard and getting owned, but please answer the question I raised on page 16 of this thread before continuing with your innane bable. Thank you.

ok i try to attach it then this is my cliped version of the log it should attach if i didnt it right but thats debate-able(wtf this word is confusing) since im pretty fucking stupid

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also, wtf are you talking about, my Area 51"s are desktops -
http://www.alienware.com/main/system_pages/area51.asp

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my bad, my friend has a nice laptop by them.

regardless, you could"ve gotten 10 machines 1/2 as good for that price, so the fact you ran 10 accounts on 5 computers instead of 10 doesn"t really matter, which is the point I was trying to make

I rarely post here, but then I found this gem of a thread (still readin it too) and couldn"t help but post...

Sam... you are pathetic, and it"s cool because humans find it entertaining in a sick way to look at people such as you, prolly because they can feel good about not being you.

You wanna impress people sooooo much, it"s not funny, and I myself have a big ego.

Let"s see what you are talking about in this thread:

1) King of DPS (as a measure of how good you are at EQ).

I don"t know where to start on how flawed this is.

a) Yes DPS plays an important part in EQ, but guess what plays an equally important part? The reverse, ABSORBING DPS. Go tank AoW (or actualy even only dain) with your 6-man team for fun a giggles.

b) Classes are not all based on DPS, a SK will do much less DPS than any second grade wizzy any day, does that make SKs bad EQ players? not at all

c) You keep talking about solo DPS, but then again you 6-box... Any monkey with 5 comp and 5 wizzy can out-DPS your 6 man combo...

d) You talk about being king of solo DPS, yet you attain that in a PB aoe group... yea sure, that will get you where in EQ? Oh ya, nowhere! Have fun in sebilis dude. Will that uber burst DPS help you progress past tier2 zones? nope. Will that uber burst DPS ever be used outside an AoE group in X expansions old zone? nope. Has that burst DPS any meaning at all in EQ? nope. Is it impressive? nope, AoE groups have existed for ages.

e) People put out a log that 0wns j00, and then you come out "whaaa! whaaaa! they use EQW!!! Fuckin crybaby, EQW is as legit as your 6box, remember, your only criteria at the start was "they have to play all the chars".

Next is

2) Killing someone in PVP as proof of superiority...

a) First and foremost, EQ IS NOT A PVP GAME, EQ is horribly flawed as a PVP game, that alone makes even thinking about arguing about it a moot point. Wich is why the vast majority of Zek"ers are Jackasses, they argue over something that has no meaning, PVP is broken in EQ, has been since day 1. Priding yourself about it = one of the dumbest thing you can do in EQ.

b) You admit a single ranger could defeat your "uber" 6 man team... guess you"ll have to start over as 6 rangers now? You can"t claim to be king when thousands of rangers all over the game could spank your 6-boxing ass anyday of the week? You pride yourself that your 6 man team could kill furor... let me then laugh my fucking head off that a SINGLE ranger could own your 6-man team. k?

3) Soloing a 65 mob with 6 box as proof of superiority

a) Go solo (multi-box, huge difference) tormax, then come back here to brag, until then, consider yourself another random multi-boxing tool hoping to one day get as good as the best multi-boxer.

b) Someone using 6 box and having the following classes Cleric, Cleric, Ench, War, Wiz, Wiz would kill mobs you would never dream of killing. You have a bad setup.

c) You kill a mob with 6 toon that groups of 6 toons (played by different people, but does it matter? not really) kill every single day and you think you are cool? Go multi-box something impressive like AoW, then come brag.

What"s the most interesting about all those is how much it sounds like a cry for attention. You seem to have such low self-esteem that even having people call you a fucktard on EQ related boards flatter your ego. Every rule has it"s exception, you are the exception to the rules of evolution.

Just skimmed through the pages I haven"t read and I must rofl at you a bit more...

ONE S-I-N-G-L-E TOON killed a mob your 6-box team couldn"t dream off... HA!

Hats off to Karae, funny shit.

And ya as a guild officer myself I would pick Furor (or pretty much any decent player with 1/2 as good gear) before a multi-boxing tool like you. Multi-box tools only bring shit in guilds, they cause shit about loot, they are not as efficient as single player chars, they usualy have poor social skills, etc. The only good multi boxers are the one that have support classes multi-boxed and only grab rotting loot with their non-primary chars.

If you are so cool and all, WTF are you doing in PoN? I"ve never even killed a mob in PoN with my main, and only went there to do the maze trial, you"re 6-boxing in a fuckin newbie zone where my twink 53 shaman solo"s for xp, and you claim that you are good at EQ???

http://eqlive.station.sony.com/commu...w****p?id=53400

"As a part of this change, the account bans related to the use of third-party EverQuest windowing applications have already been reversed."

This pretty much says to me that they are now allowing use of 3rd party programs to window EQ. You are an idiot.

Sam DeathWalker said:

We are just saying the same words over and over with each new poster.

30 > 6 > 1

nothing is going to change.

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So your point is you are not the king of single person burst DPS in EQ, and are not close to becomming it?

Why the thread then?

There"s people with more accounts/higher level toons than you, they outdo you, you can go sleep now, you have successfully demonstrated that you:

1) don"t have the top single person burst DPS among all multi-boxing AoE groups tools. (of wich no one gives a fuck about anyway since we"re talking about situational damage in a 4 expansions old zone).

2) can"t kill with 6 toons what other people can solo with 1 char.

3) need to pay for sex while most of us get it for free ^_^

The question now is not about the equation 30>6>1, wich any 10 yrs old with basic education could confirm to you, but more, is 349 equal to 349. Or in other words, does your 349 women count relate to actualy fucking 349 times in your whole life with different prostitutes everytime? Guess what, I easily beat that score in my first year with my last GF (yes we did it many times a day, sex is fun ^_^)

I feel obligated to point out that you also have not demonstrated that your six "players" count as one unit.