Who wants some chicken wings

today only, all you can eat chicken wings for $12.99 at hooters
..::HOOTERS::..



i think i could do twenty, and then wipe my greasy hands on some hooters

i never eat chicken wings outside, they are so super easy to make at home. grab a bunch of cool spices from various ethnic stores, i buy big bottles of that stuff. buy some chicken wings or drumsticks (meatier, no goddamn wing tips). pour some spices into a ziplock bag, put in 6-15 chicken parts, zip it up, shake like a motherfucker. keep in fridge for 4-18 hours. heat a small convection oven @ 375, bake on a drip pan for 20-30 minutes, flip once. broil at 500 for 5 minutes at the end. while cooking optionally you can melt some butter, garlic, honey, soy sauce, and sriracha/etc in a small saucepan and let it simmer for 10-15 minutes, stirring. coat your finished wings in this sauce or just toss with some franks hot sauce and enjoy with or without ranch, blue cheese dressing, mustard, etc.

there are a billion recipes and its one of the simplest things to cook, takes like 10 minutes of effort and 30 minutes of cooking and you get the spice/sweet/crisp exactly the way you want.