We"re going to go talk to a buddy"s dad today. He"s a preacher, and we can save some change having him do the ceremony. Plus, he"s a friend. He"s also the father of the same friend who set himself on fire in the presence of a fireman, and only got laughed at.
Hadn"t thought of doing that before, sadly, but when I told my friend I"m committing sui... I mean, getting married, he reminded me his dad"s a preacher.
Man, if I"m making a mistake, at least I know I"ll be able to come here and laugh at myself for it. And if I"m not, at least I know I can come here and laugh at myself for it.