Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Luminati_sl said:
I haven't been to a dentist in 12 years and I have pretty damn good teeth. I do have cavities in my wisdom teeth but you don't need to go to a dentist to fix them nor do you need a root canal. What you need to do is first of all, do a salt water mouth rinse then you take a clove of garlic and chop it into small pieces. Then you take the garlic and rub it around the area of the infection(do this a few times). Garlic has extremely potent antibacterial properties and will 100% guaranteed kill any infection that exists and it also acts as a mild pain killer so it will relieve pain as well. Then after this you need to brush your teeth pretty vigorously to the point where your gums will probably bleed. The only reason you're getting an infection is because of food not being properly cleaned out and it's decaying in your mouth and causing bacteria to grow which is causing the infection. Brush after meals and sugary drinks and avoid sugary drinks as much as possible.
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I was debating yanking my wisdom tooth about a month ago. It's mostly gone and my gums are growing over all of what's left except for a tiny piece that is still above the surface. Last time I was at the dentist, when I had a different tooth removed, they said i'd have to have both of them removed at the same time (the wisdom tooth and the molar next to it) which will run about $500 at the place I went before and they had the best prices around that I could find. Won't be able to afford that until I get my tax return tho, assuming Obamacare doesn't just take it from me.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
I haven't been to a dentist in 12 years and I have pretty damn good teeth. I do have cavities in my wisdom teeth but you don't need to go to a dentist to fix them nor do you need a root canal. What you need to do is first of all, do a salt water mouth rinse then you take a clove of garlic and chop it into small pieces. Then you take the garlic and rub it around the area of the infection(do this a few times). Garlic has extremely potent antibacterial properties and will 100% guaranteed kill any infection that exists and it also acts as a mild pain killer so it will relieve pain as well. Then after this you need to brush your teeth pretty vigorously to the point where your gums will probably bleed. The only reason you're getting an infection is because of food not being properly cleaned out and it's decaying in your mouth and causing bacteria to grow which is causing the infection. Brush after meals and sugary drinks and avoid sugary drinks as much as possible.
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Luminati_sl said:
I haven't been to a dentist in 12 years and I have pretty damn good teeth. I do have cavities in my wisdom teeth but you don't need to go to a dentist to fix them nor do you need a root canal. What you need to do is first of all, do a salt water mouth rinse then you take a clove of garlic and chop it into small pieces. Then you take the garlic and rub it around the area of the infection(do this a few times). Garlic has extremely potent antibacterial properties and will 100% guaranteed kill any infection that exists and it also acts as a mild pain killer so it will relieve pain as well. Then after this you need to brush your teeth pretty vigorously to the point where your gums will probably bleed. The only reason you're getting an infection is because of food not being properly cleaned out and it's decaying in your mouth and causing bacteria to grow which is causing the infection. Brush after meals and sugary drinks and avoid sugary drinks as much as possible.
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lumie and garglechimp should start a medical cllinic
 
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Luminati_sl said:
I haven't been to a dentist in 12 years and I have pretty damn good teeth. I do have cavities in my wisdom teeth but you don't need to go to a dentist to fix them nor do you need a root canal. What you need to do is first of all, do a salt water mouth rinse then you take a clove of garlic and chop it into small pieces. Then you take the garlic and rub it around the area of the infection(do this a few times). Garlic has extremely potent antibacterial properties and will 100% guaranteed kill any infection that exists and it also acts as a mild pain killer so it will relieve pain as well. Then after this you need to brush your teeth pretty vigorously to the point where your gums will probably bleed. The only reason you're getting an infection is because of food not being properly cleaned out and it's decaying in your mouth and causing bacteria to grow which is causing the infection. Brush after meals and sugary drinks and avoid sugary drinks as much as possible.
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Garlic Chimp?
 
Araysar

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seriously, my mom was in dentistry for many years and i have heard plenty of horror stories about infections.

listen to lumie's advice, and you're probably gonna die
 
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Araysar_sl said:
seriously, my mom was in dentistry for many years and i have heard plenty of horror stories about infections.

listen to lumie's advice, and you're probably gonna die
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You're a fucking retard. The garlic will kill the infection 100% guaranteed.
 
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lumie, since you're handing out medical advice - tell me how i can cure cancer
 
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Go to an STD clinic and tell them you fuck shady. Get a broad-spectrum anti-biotic (Pennicilin-based are better for jaw/ear/whatever) and take those.

-fin-
 
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Be safe and just kill it with fire.

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Since you wont have the balls to do it, you could just book a cheap day trip to a not so 3rd world country like cuba and start a fist fight there.
After they mopped the floor with your balls and face you could just enjoy their free of cost socialism driven medical aid and get it fixed.


On a more serious note: If you absolutley wanna do antibiotics without seeing a doc at least take some that are not hindered by bone/hard tissue, like Doxycycline.
 
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Luminati_sl said:
I haven't been to a dentist in 12 years and I have pretty damn good teeth. I do have cavities in my wisdom teeth but you don't need to go to a dentist to fix them nor do you need a root canal. What you need to do is first of all, do a salt water mouth rinse then you take a clove of garlic and chop it into small pieces. Then you take the garlic and rub it around the area of the infection(do this a few times). Garlic has extremely potent antibacterial properties and will 100% guaranteed kill any infection that exists and it also acts as a mild pain killer so it will relieve pain as well. Then after this you need to brush your teeth pretty vigorously to the point where your gums will probably bleed. The only reason you're getting an infection is because of food not being properly cleaned out and it's decaying in your mouth and causing bacteria to grow which is causing the infection. Brush after meals and sugary drinks and avoid sugary drinks as much as possible.
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Never change, lumi.
 
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