I find it reprehensible that we have 57 pages of an entire thread dedicated to the illness, death, and resurrection of one person, and that person can't even be bothered to give us a full report. You god damn well know Jesus gave a full report when he resurrected. Do you think you're better than Jesus?
Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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Are you saying he isnt?? He resurrected himself using only garlic! Think what he could do with a carrot!!
zombiewizardhawk
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Ambiturner
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TheBeagle
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Bleh, losing interest quickly now. It's obvious this would-be zombie is a charlatan, trolling for cheap, and obvious laughs. There's no glorious story behind his absence. Probably just a dude trying to pull the long con and couldn't quite pull it off at the end.
Fifey
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Seriously, if he doesn't offer up the proof then he should be banned. I don't like people playing with my emotions.
zombiewizardhawk
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You should probably talk to a therapist if your emotions are controlled by whether or not some guy on a message board can prove to you that he blew his computer up while cooking meth.
Would it make all you retards feel better if I said I was gone because I forgot my password and the answer to my secret question and it just recently allowed me to have a password reset via email instead of by answering the question I forgot?
Would it make all you retards feel better if I said I was gone because I forgot my password and the answer to my secret question and it just recently allowed me to have a password reset via email instead of by answering the question I forgot?
Lejina
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Dude, Adebesi had a mourning avatar for weeks. Weeks. You can't just show up like that and call us emotional retards. Because we are. We are delicate flowers and we need closure; we need to know what happened in order to go back to our usual emotional state. You don't know what we've been through while you were gone. Oh and no, it's too late to make something up about your password.
Noodleface
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An elaboration of any sorts would be nice. I requested you be zombified, and some poor dude was asking everyweek "Op please
" and you just come back with "sorry meth lol."
Not saying I care, in general, but I think some people were legitimately worried that you died.
Not saying I care, in general, but I think some people were legitimately worried that you died.
Kuriin
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Noodleface
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Tuco
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Noodleface
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Malakriss
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No, because real FOHers signed up back in 2002 on the old site and used a throwaway hotmail account that was eventually deleted by hotmail due to inactivity resulting in a situation 10 years later where we literally had to go back to hotmail and remake the account with the same username just so we could send ourselves the password reset. That's how real FOHers "forget"