Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

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Hey guys I just diagnosed myself with AIDS and cured myself with yams. Took less than 15 minutes and that includes microwaving the yams.
 
Araysar

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Did you eat the yams or just rubbed yourself all over with it?
 
Itlan

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This thread is going places.

Why does Lumie curse so much? You sound like a 15 year old virgin with all that pent up anger.

Oh yeah, my offer is still on the table to drive down to AC and beat the shit out of you. I'll record it for all of rerolled to see, too.
 
Neki

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Does Lumie suffer from Tourettes? It seems like every of his posts have to include some kind of derogatory or swear word

I hear garlic can help with that too
 
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Shitty posting? Rub some garlic on your keyboard
 
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BurnemWizfyre_sl said:
Dude he is a league of legends star that has vaulted his intelligence to that of beyond people like Tyson and Krauss and online poker superstar, he clearly gets mad pussy.
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I thought he sucked at LoL? Lol. Did Lumie play EQ? Or just somehow stumble upon these boards?
 
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A date with Lumie. A play.

*Lumie and his date Sarah sit down at a table at a fine dining restaurant*

Sarah "It's so nice that we finally met. What did you say you do again?"

Lumie "I gamble. I play cards at the casino."

Sarah "Oh neat! My brother plays a lot of texas holdem"

*the waiter pours them both a glass of water. Sarah goes to take a sip*

Lumie "No YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT" *grabs the glass out of her hand*

Lumie "The fluoride in this water is used to deplete your brain power and sap your strength!"

Sarah "oh ... I ... okay"

*20 minutes pass. Lumie and Sarah have just received their main course*

Sarah "well this looks delicious"

Lumie "indeed"

*lumie removes a clove of garlic from his pasta dish and begins the violently rub it on the inside of his mouth, causing bits of the garlic to spray all over the table*

*Sarah gasps*

Lumie "Did you know I haven't been to the dentist in 15 years? You should really get right with garlic. Excuse me for a minute."

*Lumie gets up and leaves the table. When he returns he is carrying a small plastic bag*

Sarah "You alright? Where did you go?"

Lumie "I just had to use the washroom"


Sarah "What's in the bag?"

Lumie "Just my fecal matter. The lizard prince has been frequenting this area for some time now. I don't want them to get any of my bodily samples for their cloning project"

*Sarah stands up. Puts on her coat. Walks out the door*

Lumie "What's her fucking problem?"
 
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no mention of a mandatory blood test to see if she is a lemurian or human?
 
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