WTF Story Thread?

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
OneofOne

OneofOne

Silver Baronet of the Realm
6,925
8,769
ohkcrlho said:
Japanese Porn Star Drowns In Semen While Filming Bukkake Scene

Unfortunately however during the filming, the Japanese actress began to choke on the semen, according to witnesses. The camera crew stated they thought she was actually acting when in fact she was unable to breathe. She had swallowed too much of a load apparently.
Click to expand...
We need a thread for "stupid stories created on a forum that escaped into the real world". But this is not that thread.
 
ohkcrlho

ohkcrlho

Silver Baronet of the Realm
6,906
8,943
chthonic-anemos said:
verdict?
sentence?
FM4S5u3XMAEhXL1.jpg
Click to expand...
She looks like a Mexican sicario working for CJNG
 
  • 1Like
Reactions: 1 user
Ameraves

Ameraves

New title pending...
<Bronze Donator>
13,524
14,680
I didn't know where else to put this.

www.dezeen.com

"Vulva Spaceship" aims to counter prevalence of phallic spacecraft

A German feminist art group has revealed a vulva-shaped spaceship design, which it says would help to better represent humanity in space.
www.dezeen.com www.dezeen.com
1647046651747.png

A German feminist art group has revealed a vulva-shaped spaceship concept, which it is encouraging the European Space Agency to help realise in order to better represent humanity in space and "restore gender equality to the cosmos."
Click to expand...

NO MORE PENIS ROCKETS
 
  • 5Worf
  • 1Picard
Reactions: 5 users
Oblio

Oblio

Utah
<Gold Donor>
11,747
25,716
Worth waiting for the reveal at the very least. I watched the whole thing.

 
  • 1Like
  • 1Mother of God
Reactions: 1 users
lurker

lurker

Vyemm Raider
1,567
3,492

South Carolina man missing for two months was killed by falling into factory shredder, coroner says​


Fuck. I hope it was quick.

A 20-year-old man who went missing two months ago likely died after falling into a recycling plant shredder at the factory he worked at in South Carolina.

In early May, Duncan Alexander Burrell-Gordon was reported missing by his family with his last known location being at his job at the Industrial Recovery & Recycling facility in Greer, South Carolina, located about 17 miles west of Spartanburg.

On Wednesday, Spartanburg County Coroner Rusty Clevenger said in a statement that small pieces of human flesh had been found around the machine where Burrell had been working. After conducting a DNA test on the dried blood, the coroner was able to confirm that it matched with the missing man’s parents, according to The State.

The coroner, who arrived at the scene of Burrell’s last location where he was known to be alive on 10 June – more than a month after he’d been reported missing – added in the statement that the plastic shredding machine in question had been inspected three times before, including once by the deceased man’s own father.

“What we have tested and was positive came from under a support under the conveyor belt just after the plastic shredding machine,” wrote Mr Clevenger, according to NBC affiliate WYFF.
Click to expand...
 
  • 1Rustled
Reactions: 1 user
You must log in or register to reply here.