I'm picking on you, sirYes, because 88 year old men are known for their catlike reflexes and ability to draw a gun quickly and accurately.
But, but...George Washington Carver and Eli Whitney!Fuck it, I'm done holding in my bigotry. Done and done. Thanks black community, you've done complete fuck all for the world.
Eh, just arrest them all.I sure hope the police don't arrest the wrong black kids for this.
Haha, my bad. Shows how much I paid attention to 3rd grade history. Decades of thinking he was a black guy...Amusingly enough, Eli Whitney is also a southern hero.
Eli Whitney was also white. Or maybe he was a Jew... but I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he was a protestant european. He was white though.
lol they must have bumped the guy who invented the traffic light or the ice cream cone off the list.Haha, my bad. Shows how much I paid attention to 3rd grade history. Decades of thinking he was a black guy...
So I guess it's just George Washington Carver and the stoplight guy then?
Edit: LOL. Just googled black inventors, and Scholastic had a list of top 10. One of them was the guy who invented the Super Soaker. I'm still laughing about it.
"Crimes that did not happen" seems like a pretty difficult thing to keep accurate records of. Do you have some statistics for that?you don't have to kill them, the vast majority of crimes prevented by guns the gun is never fired, just the threat of force changes the outcome.