Even though you are correct,
you need to be careful how you use that phrase orders of magnitude. It seems to rustle gavins jimmies.
WWYD if your girlfriend said she was on birth control but wasnt and got preggo?
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you need to be careful how you use that phrase orders of magnitude. It seems to rustle gavins jimmies.
Julian The Apostate
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Well if you find out about it before she has the kid you have three options. Kick, punch, or trip.
Well the amount of bullshit a kid adds to your life has to be insurmountable thats why i dont want to have kids, and why does that just not seem right, when i worked with kids the clothes/ipads/ipods/phones etc it all adds up to a pretty penny, drug money and welfare money, i did work for parks n rec in the hood.
chaos
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There is no God and our medicine is manufactured in a third world shithole by the lowest bidder. That shit failed me. And failed America.
Still waiting on male birth control, they have been sayin it was ready for medical trials YEARS ago. Budweiser probably has the labels waiting for it sitting in a file somewhere
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Statistically the odds of that being the case are orders of magnitude lower than it being a result of your wife not taking it.
Szlia
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Depends on whether you are middle class, upper middle class or rich. But that goes without saying.
What doesn't go without saying though is if you want to give your kid the best chance in life, then you're talking about private schooling; and that, with its multiplicity of new demands may double the the basic costs.
By the way, if you can afford the sacrifice, there is a very good chance private school will be worth it.
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Most of the time decided not to take it on purpose because she was "ready" or wanted a baby, father's opinion on the matter be damned. But yeah, 99% of guys who the pill "failed" means she didn't take it.
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I never had any kids but most of my friends do. I am pretty sure this won't absolve you. You also assume said woman would be okay with letting him try to get out of child support, not likely. If its your kid man the fuck up and be a dad.
Some women say that the actual farther of their child, is not good enough to be the farther of her child: completely blows my mind.
hello - egg - sperm - a child only gets one farther.
Case in point Sarah Palin's daughter.
hello - egg - sperm - a child only gets one farther.
Case in point Sarah Palin's daughter.
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If you compound the actual amount amount spent by 7% over the remaining time period it probably comes out to a million.
Don't forget the present value of debt accrued during that time, either.
As far as birth control failures, they're higher than you think. However, due to the timing of fertility vs sex the incidence of pregnancy given proper birth control use is somewhat lower than stated.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compari...mparison_table
