X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Shonuff
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Tranny Chaser
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As Halle Berry's star was on the rise she became harder and harder to work with on the X-Men films and then her career took a massive shit. I get that JLaw doesn't want to wear blue paint and everyone is telling her she's the most gifted young actress in the universe but it only takes a Gothika, a Catwoman, and a reputation for being hard to work with for all that to dry up and blow away.
I think they'd get along great. Or hate each other. Probably hate each other.
I think they'd get along great. Or hate each other. Probably hate each other.
ohkcrlho
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Fuck her really.
If she doesn't want to wear the blue paint all the time, just hire another actress.
Ambiturner
Ssraeszha Raider
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Tranny Chaser
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I bet Rebecca Romijn would be happy to reprise her role at half the price. The character is a shape changer, you could hire damn near anyone.
ohkcrlho
Silver Baronet of the Realm
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Rebecca Romijn had the make up all the time, except when the character needed to change, just like in 2 with the security guard.
Just like Stallone wanted to show his face in Judge Dredd and then we had the perfect Dredd with Karl Urban, portraying the character like it should be.
I only liked her in the fappening.
Drakurii
Golden Baron of the Realm
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Probably going to skip this. The genre is at a point where there are some really good movies being made so it's much easier to pick and choose.
I'm honestly at the point where I don't even like the X-Men anymore and that's a direct result of this shitty franchise.
I'm honestly at the point where I don't even like the X-Men anymore and that's a direct result of this shitty franchise.
Cantatus
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Problem is, she's really the only marketable face they have in these movies. Bryan Singer is going to overuse her like he did with Hugh Jackman in the original trilogy. Find the one person in your movie that sells tickets and make them central to the movies... I'm sure Singer really didn't have too much of an issue with her not being in paint constantly purely for the fact of being able to slap her face all over every trailer and poster. He's got an Oscar winner in this movie and he's going to take full advantage of that, can't really say as I blame him.
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Tranny Chaser
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I get the reasoning but it's still dumb. First Class was successful because it was actually a decent movie, not because it got carried by some big names. The very idea of bankable stars has been falling apart for years and it isn't going to be JLaw's star power that puts butts in seats to see the third film of the series.
Big Phoenix
Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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If Hollywood really thinks her name is what draws people to see the movie they are beyond retarded.
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Tranny Chaser
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My god, Singer knows he made another X3 turd and he's going to pin the flop on JLaw!
RUN JENNY RUUUUUUN.
Yeah seeing Mystique looking like Jennifer Lawrence was lame as fuck. If she doesn't want to wear the makeup they should have just recasted the character.
Xeldar
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I've never felt the same about Jlaw since I saw her nude shopped with her farting rainbows while a jocky Putin rides her back. Winter's Bone is the only really great movie I think she has been in.
Looking back at the X-men cartoon, Apoc looks laughably bad. I think he still looks bad (like the purple head of my penis bad). Apoc's appearance could have been retconned; just have him in a black suit. I guess Apoc's mutant ability is Mutant Dildo has 4 disciples, compared to the usual 2.
Looking back at the X-men cartoon, Apoc looks laughably bad. I think he still looks bad (like the purple head of my penis bad). Apoc's appearance could have been retconned; just have him in a black suit. I guess Apoc's mutant ability is Mutant Dildo has 4 disciples, compared to the usual 2.