xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

Yeah it was hard trying to make it past the first 10 minutes of the movie. Id'e have to be drunk to make it through the whole thing

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I saw another $6 movie yesterday. The new Triple X. (xXx)?

What a huge hunk of shit. I expected to see something neat, but the movie should have been called "Look, I'm cool." Every single thing in the entire film was just Vin or his crew just being cool with no real substance. I mean, the new Jason Statham assassination movie. Mechanic was much better, even though it was almost the same thing.

I ate a couple brownies and saw this. Was dumb fun, which is what I expected.

Mainly because a lot of movies have been trying harder not to suck. Lots of reboots and re-releases that actually try to have a reasonable plot. This was nothing of the sort.

Wow.
That is really all I can say about this movie.
Visuals were good. Action was good.
Fight scenes themselves was off a bit. Knockdowns/punches overtly fake, reminded me of 80s shit.
Sound was very fucked up for a normal tv/soundbar. At normal listening levels I spent 90% of the movie struggling to hear what was being said or covering my ears from sudden ear piercing whatevers.
Everyone on this cast including Vin himself had no emotion in their lines. That blonde bitch looked like she was reading it off a teleprompter every time she spoke in a monotoneish voice.

I'm honestly just shocked. It was like no one wanted to be there for filming or something. Especially shocked from Vin.
It may be Vin's first movie for me where I go jeez man, just go home and get some rest.

But all the girls wanted to sleep with him, and he said he might as well take one for the team. That was SOOOO cool! Vin is the COOLEST!