you find a meteorite, there's an accident at the lab, whatever
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
I know I'm breaking the rules here, but I was so pissed off with my first result I tried again... and then I tried again... and then I tried again and I finally got something cool.
First Attempt:The ability to expel good and evil aspects from my body. Super gay.
Second Attempt:The ability to launch mother fucking nets. Are you kidding me?
Third Attempt:The ability to turn into a deer, elk, moose or caribou. You can't make this shit up.
Final Attempt:Never die. Never get hurt. Finally something cool.
First Attempt:The ability to expel good and evil aspects from my body. Super gay.
Second Attempt:The ability to launch mother fucking nets. Are you kidding me?
Third Attempt:The ability to turn into a deer, elk, moose or caribou. You can't make this shit up.
Final Attempt:Never die. Never get hurt. Finally something cool.
tad10
Elisha Dushku
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First one is the most unusual and thus the most interesting.
Edit: Vulcans would kill for that ability ;-)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Drain
User can drain energy from individuals or objects. They can drain physical energy from a target or group, making the affected physically weaker or causing them extreme fatigue while gaining their strength and stamina. They can also drain mental energy, gaining the mental capabilities of those affected while causing them to lose their mental prowess.
User can drain energy from individuals or objects. They can drain physical energy from a target or group, making the affected physically weaker or causing them extreme fatigue while gaining their strength and stamina. They can also drain mental energy, gaining the mental capabilities of those affected while causing them to lose their mental prowess.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/A...tive_Evolution
For the swarm!
Given tonight's dinner I'd get the power of salmon. So I could swim upstream and shit. Fuck yeah.
For the swarm!
Given tonight's dinner I'd get the power of salmon. So I could swim upstream and shit. Fuck yeah.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/L...ular_Abilities
Omnipotence would be the only thing stopping me from ruling the universe, or just destroying it.
Omnipotence would be the only thing stopping me from ruling the universe, or just destroying it.
Rezz
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Gorestabb
Bronze Knight of the Realm
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- 66
Derpa
Trakanon Raider
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- 665
Jx3
Riddle me this...
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Voodoo_Doll_Creation
I make fucking dolls. Oh well, I'll be at the barber shop collecting random hair and stabbing mofos in their doll faces with screwdrivers.
I make fucking dolls. Oh well, I'll be at the barber shop collecting random hair and stabbing mofos in their doll faces with screwdrivers.
Gorehack
Lord Nagafen Raider
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First:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_ManipulationKinda cool
Second:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_EmbodimentFuck yea!
Third:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/O...nce_EmbodimentLOL
Fourth:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/UnimindWould you like a squishy?
Second:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_EmbodimentFuck yea!
Third:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/O...nce_EmbodimentLOL
Fourth:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/UnimindWould you like a squishy?
