Those 12 second videos would be legit.I would start my own porn sight company called "the vault" which is just me and 1 camera with no plan to release the videos and spend the rest of my life fucking the latest and hottest porn stars.
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Those 12 second videos would be legit.I would start my own porn sight company called "the vault" which is just me and 1 camera with no plan to release the videos and spend the rest of my life fucking the latest and hottest porn stars.
Bribe my first and only wife to not have anymore kids! Thanks for the idea!Bribe my first wife into giving up physical custody of our kids.
Everyone's got a price, for the Million Dollar Man! -laughs-
What I don't understand about these fags that win hundreds of millions and get harassed and stalked, is why the fuck they stay in their home city or even country? You win 300 million and you stay in fucking Akron, Ohio?
The first thing these idiots should be doing is buying a sick house in Europe or Asia and chill there for a few years until everybody forgets about you back home.
If all the boring stuff is handled like speaking to a lawyer, hiring an accounting firm and then another to do audits on the first, and of course keeping it all secret.
I'd build my dream house. Nothing huge, but something with a really large pool--something I could realistically afford now but wouldn't be wise for me to buy. I'd set up my funds to pay out profits on investments and figure out with what I could do with that 'for fun'--might invest in some whacky projects or venture capital stuff, I'd go in expecting to lose it all but I would try to find projects that deserved a worthwhile chance, and which were run by guys who really busted their ass for their dream. I've also always wanted to travel extensively, so I'd do that.
Otherwise, the only really cool thing I've always wished I had enough to do is eat out often and tip the wait staff you see busting their asses really well, like a couple thousand dollars. Or do the secret Santa thing where I'd pay for random people's orders in line. Really enjoy the idea of making someone's day who is in that bracket of working hard but still struggling. I think I could have a lot of fun, for a long time with that (And would always try to keep it anonymous or it would ruin it...nothing worse than being asked to do it.)
I would first have a mild heart attack. Then not say a thing to anyone, family or friend. I wouldn't tell a soul until I got my first check and had found an accounting firm all set up. Then I would peel off an easy million for every family member I consider close.
Then I would find a plot of land in a pot friendly state, then get something like
Like what!?!?!?
With that kind of money, I wouldn't even bring a bag. Just buy clothes on the spot. And I guarantee you it would take more than a year to expend your traveling bug once you started. I'd like to live in several places for a couple months each. Long enough to make friends with locals, but not long enough that I was tied down. Back to my purchasing property in various locations, would allow me to go back whenever.I would first have a mild heart attack. Then not say a thing to anyone, family or friend. I wouldn't tell a soul until I got my first check and had found an accounting firm all set up. Then I would peel off an easy million for every family member I consider close.
Then I would find a plot of land in a pot friendly state, then get something like this built. While that was being built and shit I would take a few of my family on the trip of a lifetime. Like no plans just be like "Hey, I feel like going to Tokyo today" and just grab a bag and go. Probably do that for a year then finally just sit down and relax for the rest of my life.
If I was going to do a huge expenditure, I'd want to produce a movie.
You could just say you want to be Sam
With that kind of money, I wouldn't even bring a bag. Just buy clothes on the spot. And I guarantee you it would take more than a year to expend your traveling bug once you started. I'd like to live in several places for a couple months each. Long enough to make friends with locals, but not long enough that I was tied down. Back to my purchasing property in various locations, would allow me to go back whenever.
As an aside, I would definitely spend more time traveling alone. It's a completely different experience when you're by yourself. You tend to gravitate towards what you know, but when that is missing, you find yourself in some unique situations.
There's an idea. I love boating, but being "trapped" on one for traveling rustled my jimmies. Didn't realize it until I took my first cruise where I felt like a prisoner, even with a suite room at the top of the ship.Id purchase a couple eastern european instagram thots and rent a nice yacht for a year or two.