You know you're getting old when.....
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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You should probably get the ol prostate and hormone levels checked, they can do shit about that these days.... #justsayin
Hateyou
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My wife’s teenage brother saw a usb NES controller hooked up to my PC a couple years ago. He asked me what it was and I said “A Nintendo controller”. He replied “You mean like a Wii?”. I just stood there for a minute feeling old.
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I can't sit on the floor to play with my son without an incredible ache in my knee. I hobble like a drunken octogenarian when I try to stand up. And now standing for too long gives me the same pain in my hip. This is all just bollocks.
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Hoss
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I sat down and squished mine the other day. Tell your wife it means they're getting too full and she needs to empty them for you. Works for me usually.
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Dacianprick King In The North
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Aaron
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So they were still just a naughty twinkle in their father's eye when you folks were sockpooping EQ raids back in '99!
I keep seeing folks who are acting all grown up, in a respectable job, married with two kids, saying and doing respectable things...
...and then I find out they're younger than me!
I'd say I'm getting too old for this shit, but I don't need to. My back ache says it for me! What would I do if I didn't have you old bums to talk to?
I keep seeing folks who are acting all grown up, in a respectable job, married with two kids, saying and doing respectable things...
...and then I find out they're younger than me!
I'd say I'm getting too old for this shit, but I don't need to. My back ache says it for me! What would I do if I didn't have you old bums to talk to?
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Cell phones are basically mainstream for about 15 years now. It sure doesn't feel that long, but my age group (32) is pretty much the last ones to grow up without them
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You're at a convention in San Francisco for work, by random chance you somehow end up with a night that you don't have a customer or vendor commitment to be at. Your first priority is to find out what is best on the room service menu at the hotel and be in a robe by 8:00....
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