You're negotiating your return to the matrix. What are your demands to give up Morpheus?

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I get the idea of them using residual self image. But when you are born in the matrix how do you ever get a base self image?
 
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j00t

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Mist said:
If we're going that far, just delete all the men. That would get rid of at least 85% of all crime.

All chicks, no fatties, maybe a smattering of dickgirls just so things don't get too boring. Some Sapphic BDSM Nazis would fit in there somewhere. We already know the Matrix has a lot of fetish clubs, that part is already canon.
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if they let me back in the matrix, my only demand would be no Mist.
 
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Lanx

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Bandwagon said:
If there was a REALISTIC tv show that told the story of what a world would look like when entirely populated by women, I would watch the first season.
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the island season2 bear grylis 14 men on one island, 14 women on another... hilarity
 
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Izo

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Mist said:
If we're going that far, just delete all the men. That would get rid of at least 85% of all crime.

All chicks, no fatties, maybe a smattering of dickgirls just so things don't get too boring. Some Sapphic BDSM Nazis would fit in there somewhere. We already know the Matrix has a lot of fetish clubs, that part is already canon.
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Show us on the doll where the fat chicks hurt you?
 
Foler

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Mist said:
If we're going that far, just delete all the men. That would get rid of at least 85% of all crime.

All chicks, no fatties, maybe a smattering of dickgirls just so things don't get too boring. Some Sapphic BDSM Nazis would fit in there somewhere. We already know the Matrix has a lot of fetish clubs, that part is already canon.
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Wow, you're sexist.
 
Furry

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Bandwagon said:
If there was a REALISTIC tv show that told the story of what a world would look like when entirely populated by women, I would watch the first season.
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It'd be like most zombie movies with pitbulls in the mix.
 
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TheBeagle

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Luxury cabin in the northern Rockies.
A different big titty MILF every week.
No joggers.
 
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TheBeagle said:
Luxury cabin in the northern Rockies.
A different big titty MILF every week.
No joggers.
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This is the start of a wish going wrong. You'd be up in alaska and have fat inuit women with 1 tooth that always gets in the way.
 
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