Recent content by Chris

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    Ancient Civilizations

    Water weathering is on the enclosure walla not the statue right?
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Oh shit, so that water weathering on the Sphinx could just be from flood waters lol. Why bother consulting an archaeologist or engineer? Stone is heavier than plant. Must have been an ancient advanced civilisation, using the leyline conduit down from Stonehenge should provide enough energy to...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    That's in FFX after Rikku's hometown is slaughtered so they self destruct nuke it to kill the invaders. Wakka tries to cheer her up by saying that the explosion looked like happy festival fireworks, because she is crying on the floor. This is after he's been racist to her for last few areas...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    People who hate FF8 love those furry fags in FF9.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Exactly. I get the wrong unique for my lightning build and within a few minutes I'm now a cold build. A potential point of frustration is totally sidestepped and I wasn't even enjoying lightning so I may even have quit like I did last season.
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    Doctor Who

    The villian was well acted and terrifying. It was the concept of it for sci fi, the cheesiness of everyone else and things like 4th wall breaking that made it offputting.
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    Assassin's Creed Shadows

    Holy shit. I didn't even realise that they are making Assassin's Creed in Japan and you are NOT playing as a Ninja.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Popped the season rewards at lv50 and got Fractured Winterglass, so I'm a frost sorc build now, an early build around unique is a nice feature - would probably be best if you can choose from a selection though.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    I wonder how much they paid Gemma Chan to just delete her boring girlboss character?
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    They did that more than once lol. Clive's mother is the most detestable villian I've ever seen in all of fiction, her fate is a shocking moment but the game is done from that point onwards. She should have been fightable as the final boss, usurping Ultima somehow. The only thing close in BG3...
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    You would hope that their peanut brains will connect that the Season 2 mechanic was popular and baking it into the main game for Season 4 is popular... so they will have another mechanic that's potentially evergreen. Of course if they played PoE as fans of the genre they would already have...
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    It averaged out at mediocre, it had higher highs than BG3 even but much lower lows. It's like every part of BG3 is a 10/10 but FF16 has 12/10 parts and 6/10 parts. After being shit for 20 years I feel like they can make good FF games again, but the sales did worry me that they would not see that.
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    Assassin's Creed Shadows

    Because Africa is a shithole so the level design would be hunting bushmeat and sneaking into mud huts. They need our culture because they don't have their own.
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    The Lord of the Rings

    Three episodes means they have little faith in it.
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    The Lord of the Rings

    So... they rushed the Sauron helps create rings storyline that's central to the entire universe with "he was there for one day and suggested an alloy". Now they are backtracking by having him infiltrate the ring forge a second time!? Wat. Is Galadriel going to fuck him AGAIN!?