Recent content by Conefed

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes. Cut them all off and don't look back
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Arrive at car dealer that I've been loyal to for ten years. They ignore me. Eventually I approach them. They flat out tell me they didn't think I was a serious buyer. Walked across street and purchased from their competitor . Never in my life
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    The Green Knight (2020)

    Hard for honor in high school and this legend was like a motto; this movie is hard for something else, many say penises
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    You know you're getting old when.....

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh I felt it Brain swung full Libertarian I ideated shotgun I did cut the strip between sidewalk and road because that technically is theirs ( childhood memory includes flowers of nice lady getting ripped out of that position ) But whenever I looked at my own yard, I huffed a solid Randy...
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    Peacemaker

    Hear there's a push for John Cena to play Ernest
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    X-Men '97

    Excellent show Watched to ep7, which was all at the time Rewatching with kiddo and finished ep5. still gives me shivers
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    The Acolyte

    I enjoyed Tales of the Empire - recently came out.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Day two of no vape Said fuck this and drove to other side of town Arby's 2 for 6$ chicken sandwich and 4pc mozzarella and small fry Worth it
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Neighbors throw huge outdoor parties Never clean up Trash everywhere. If there's trash in a yard, even 20 houses down, it nearly guaranteed originated from them They have two small dogs always outside Bark all day and night Can smell their piss on hot days Cannot open windows due to their smell...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Your achievements feel like privilege because to do them now would be near impossible due to the system in place, not skill
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    MTG thread

    Playerbase is insufferable; was hands down favorite game for a good decade but I cannot anymore. If people ask me if I play, even though I have decks ready to go, I don't affirm until they're properly vetted
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    Board Games

    I've been running a weekly Legendary Encounters campaign for 16 weeks now.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When a video gets interesting then cuts to somebody making an obnoxiously unfunny reaction to it
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap, extra bacon, extra sauce is S Tier; I get it every time it's an option and it always hits.