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Picasso3

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Lanx said:

Cool, now I gotta Google dogwood

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Don't do it, im sure it'll be an Asian aphrodisiac and you'll end up eating it.

 

Lanx

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• Apr 8, 2018

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Picasso3 said:

Don't do it, im sure it'll be an Asian aphrodisiac and you'll end up eating it.

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well, legally it's my tree... and i can use wood chips

 

Lanx

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• Apr 10, 2018

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Any ideas how I can make the bidet hose look incognito? It's the guest bath, I'd like it to look sleek, I might need to do a whole new line, huh?

 

Noodleface

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• Apr 10, 2018

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Get rid of the bidet and use recyclable cloths

 

Lanx

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• Apr 10, 2018

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Noodleface said:

Get rid of the bidet and use recyclable cloths

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i just installed it!

 

lurkingdirk

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• Apr 10, 2018

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I just keep the pressure washer in the bathroom instead of a bidet. It has electric start.

 

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Alasliasolonik

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• Apr 11, 2018

• #5,227

Do you mean like this

Instead of this?

Lanx

 

BrutulTM

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• Apr 11, 2018

• #5,228

Hollow out a big rubber dildo and put it over the water line. It will look like a big dick fucking your toilet tank. You know, classy.

 

Lanx

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• Apr 11, 2018

• #5,229

Alasliasolonik said:

Do you mean like this
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Instead of this?
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Lanx

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hmm apparently my pic is not uploaded, i'll redo it later, but naw, something different, its' from the bidet to water line t valve thing that is the issue.

 

Julian The Apostate

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• Apr 12, 2018

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Do they have a word for getting a blowjob while on the bidet? Sounds way better than a blumpkin.

 

Lanx

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lurkingdirk

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• Apr 13, 2018

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You should definitely have a longer hose on that.

 

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Picasso3

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• Apr 14, 2018

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Didn't have you figured for an elongated bowl guy

 

Dandai

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I call this art project, “Stump, Deconstructed”.

 

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Yeahs73

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Lanx said:

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cold supply water will be ass puckering at best

 

lurkingdirk

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• Apr 14, 2018

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Dandai said:

I call this art project, “Stump, Deconstructed”.

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That's dang hard work, man. You earned your dinner today!

 

Dandai

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I saved myself about $500 and got to experience those savings being shoved up my ass one nickel at a time.

 

Lanx

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Yeahs73 said:

cold supply water will be ass puckering at best

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It's the guest bath, so whatever, I wanted a nice "sleek" unit, we have hot/cold in master bath

 

lurkingdirk

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• Apr 14, 2018

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Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.

 

Lanx

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• Apr 14, 2018

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lurkingdirk said:

Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.

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i mean, it mixes hot/cold so we just have it set to the goldilocks setting.