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Lanx

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Any ideas how I can make the bidet hose look incognito? It's the guest bath, I'd like it to look sleek, I might need to do a whole new line, huh?
 
Alasliasolonik

Alasliasolonik

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Do you mean like this
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Instead of this?
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Lanx Lanx
 
BrutulTM

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Hollow out a big rubber dildo and put it over the water line. It will look like a big dick fucking your toilet tank. You know, classy.
 
Dandai

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I saved myself about $500 and got to experience those savings being shoved up my ass one nickel at a time.
 
lurkingdirk

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Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.
 
Lanx

Lanx

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lurkingdirk said:
Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.
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i mean, it mixes hot/cold so we just have it set to the goldilocks setting.
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