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Lanx

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Any ideas how I can make the bidet hose look incognito? It's the guest bath, I'd like it to look sleek, I might need to do a whole new line, huh?
 

Alasliasolonik

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Do you mean like this
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Instead of this?
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Lanx Lanx
 

BrutulTM

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Hollow out a big rubber dildo and put it over the water line. It will look like a big dick fucking your toilet tank. You know, classy.
 

Dandai

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I saved myself about $500 and got to experience those savings being shoved up my ass one nickel at a time.
 

lurkingdirk

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Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.
 

Lanx

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Yes, warm it up so you have nothing but hot water scorching your asshole. That's gonna feel super good. Much like the scalding coffee enemas enjoyed by so many here.
i mean, it mixes hot/cold so we just have it set to the goldilocks setting.
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