Recent content by DrFukasaka

Not to get to personal but I don't really have a race preference but I can't cum in any of them unless they are already dead.

Check out the Cole & Mason Derwent pepper mill. Its a hand crank that's been rated the best by America test kitchen.

I'm 50, fat and an alcoholic. I try to base my masturbation schedule around my girlfriends schedule and not touch my dick for a day or two before we fool around so that I can give her 100%. Problem is here lately her period has been all over the place and she thinks she's in early menopause...

I wrote a beautiful poem. There once was lived an old demon named Ruth. She liked to murder babies and that's the truth. Things were going well. now she's burning in hell. All I got so far but I think i'm on to something good.

I do a little piss ant job for Whiting and this year it was on hold I charge a total of $1,400.00 . I just finished the job and the foreman told me that if for whatever reason they don't pay to come back and he would fill my truck with 5 grand worth of shit .

Over the last two years I have bought 25 grand worth of Walmart stock. I have everything else in VDIGX at vanguard. I feel like my walmart money worst case is safe and I have seen steady growth but i'm betting that Walmart will move into next day or same day delivery as well as grocery...

I love most scotch and Irish whiskey with Lagvulin 16 at the top of the list.

My prepper plan is if shit hits the fan i'm going to befriend other preppers, kill them and take their shit! Also i'm training my girlfriend how to eat less, shoot guns and kick box so I don't have to fuck trannys when the world goes crazy!

about 30 years ago me and my best friend went to a bar and got pretty drunk and we picked up two girls that were really drunk and went back to my place. After an hour or so of sex we both arrived at the bathroom at the same time and talked over who had the hotter girl and which was more of a...

I once dated a redhead who was bat shit crazy and while the sex was great the crazy scale got to much for me so I dumped her. Crazy woman had a teen age daughter who I spent entirely too much time looking at and thinking about. The daughter was half Mexican and sexy as hell she was about 90lbs...

What works for me is to take 4 rubber bands twist them so as they look like 8 smaller rubber bands and then attach 2 to each testicle then shove an 8 inch vibrating prostate massager up your ass and your good to go.

So about 15 months ago I bought 30 Tesla stock right after Elon Must said something retarded at a cost of $230 a share and today I sold them for $620 which is around a 120% return? I don't consider myself a day trader but I did something like this with Starbucks a couple years back when the...

Last year I was able to work a one off Halloween themed adventure into the middle of my ongoing campaign it was called Deception or Reward ( Trick or treat ) The adventurers set up camp outside some caves they planned to explore in the middle of no where and a little old woman in a cart pulled...

Holy shit you hung out with Taxx? I gave him a SOD and he let me fuck his retarded sister.

I have followed FOH since EQ Velious release which was 2000 I think. I mostly lurk and have had around 1 post a year for 20 years and that's usually when i'm shitfaced drunk.