anyone know how to steal quarters from coin op laundry machines?

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my new apartment doesn't have laundry in unit unfortunately but rather a shared laundry room. not a huge deal but it's a pain in the ass having to come up with 20 quarters every time i want to do a load of laundry. not the money aspect of it, the fact that i need 20 fucking quarters. anyway i figure there's gotta be some sort of tool i can buy on the internet that will allow me to break into the machine and snatch a few quarters when necessary. any ideas?
 
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Does it have hook ups in your apartment ? You can get scratch and dent fairly reasonably
 
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1. Where can I get Chinese knockoff NHL shirts

2. How do I fake my sexual orientation to receive preferential treatment from business schools

3. how do I steal quarters.

Keg, we are here for you. You can tell us your problems.
 
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consensus said:
1. Where can I get Chinese knockoff NHL shirts

2. How do I fake my sexual orientation to receive preferential treatment from business schools

3. how do I steal quarters.

Keg, we are here for you. You can tell us your problems.
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Retire the Kingslayer avatar Keg, you are obviously not as rich as a Lanister.
 
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I am just waiting for a thread from keg entitled "hey guys whats the best way to dispose of a body... hypothetically"
 
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^^^

Just this week they found a body in a septic tank - near where I am ( nothing to do with me ). The body had been there for 30 years they reckon.

That seems like a real good place to hide a body, how often would someone ever give a septic tank a good inspection. They just drain them using those sucker hose things and close it quick. So there's a good idea on how to dispose of a body.

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top tip: turning tricks on the street corner yields quarters
 
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This thread greatly amuses me. Also I should learn how to lock pick just for kicks
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If you run in the IT Security geekery circles there's a whole subset of people who pick locks as a hobby/sport. DefCon has an entire "lockpicking village" every year.
 
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2. How do I fake my sexual orientation to receive preferential treatment from business schools

3. how do I steal quarters.

Keg, we are here for you. You can tell us your problems.
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I forgot.

4. How do I keep $2000 that I got for 1 year contract but quit before the 1 year period, so company wants their money back.
 
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kegkilla said:
my new apartment doesn't have laundry in unit unfortunately but rather a shared laundry room. not a huge deal but it's a pain in the ass having to come up with 20 quarters every time i want to do a load of laundry. not the money aspect of it, the fact that i need 20 fucking quarters. anyway i figure there's gotta be some sort of tool i can buy on the internet that will allow me to break into the machine and snatch a few quarters when necessary. any ideas?
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are you black? or just poor?
 
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kegkilla

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I forgot.

4. How do I keep $2000 that I got for 1 year contract but quit before the 1 year period, so company wants their money back.
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Life is a tough game trollface. I was born into a poor family in the Philadelphia outskirts and I've had to scrap and fight for the life I've made for myself. If I didn't learn how and where in life to cut corners and to push back and tell people to get fucked then there's a good chance I would have ended up as an Oriental permavirgin like yourself.
 
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kegkilla said:
Life is a tough game trollface. I was born into a poor family in the Philadelphia outskirts and I've had to scrap and fight for the life I've made for myself.
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Was the playground where you spent most of your days?

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool?

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school?

When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in your neighborhood?
 
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Looks like they might be standardized some. Try this.

And yes, everyone should own a lockpicking set and know how to do it, just for fun of course. But it's saved may ass a few times, and I really shocked some coworkers when I was able to pick a lock at work with bent up paperclips.
 
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Here ya go wigga go be a faggot, start by stealing a fist full of coffee stirrers from 7-11.



Link us a video of you being tight wad white trash.
 
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