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  1. Conefed

    WTF Story Thread?

    Sat down on the toilet and motioned to adjust my mask, it's the kind that pulls the ears. At that moment, that exact second of a window opening, my dick fired hitting directly inside of mask...
  2. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had a good stint of craving their fries. but yeah every now and then I'd fool with getting something else and all else of it was worthless
  3. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Hardee's Prime Rib Thickburger - has motes of very odd almost marijuana like seasoning. It was big and sloppy in a good way but the burger part remains Hardee's shit. Afterwards, even though it was part of a combo, I went to Wendy's. Also, big sign says free burger with purchase of $20 gift...
  4. Conefed

    Evil

    Evil teeters a line very well of is this real or circumstantial - but that's a dangerous line, one bad episode could tank the whole thing like a mystery series that becomes lame once the mystery is revealed. I'm not done with season one and they haven't botched it yet. Just finished incel...
  5. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've heard about non chocolate, Kit Kats. I've had white chocolate and orange tinted yogurt. Both meh. But this one was good. Too bad kid only had one
  6. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had an odd McD chicken sandwich experience last night. Patty was giant. flat but 2 inches wider around than bun. And it tasted like butane, lighter fluid, zippo etc
  7. Conefed

    MTG thread

    Bit late to the party but Double Masters in my mind was failure. Super expensive but with little value. I've procured 13 or so packs since product release and it has all been bulk. Also, it hasn't been fun in draft. Jump Start was super fun. Ikoria was fun, but invokes motes of sadness because...
  8. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They came back at 8:30, left before 3pm. There was buckets of bickering and tattling - "play ball" equivalent I tell them. Then after they leave my boy tells me what it was about. "He kept pulling my mask off and coughing in my face" Boy I was heated, fuck that back talking kid, spoiled rotten...
  9. Conefed

    First World Problems

    Discovered increase playback speed, but not everything has it and those things are now grueling to endure
  10. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

  11. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Kids are playing nicely outside, socially distanced. Mine has a mask, they don't but again nice and distanced. Their folks say mind if we pop to the store? np. I was going to go to grocery, but that's alright they're playing well enough. That was five fucking hours ago.
  12. Conefed

    2 years later... the almost sad state of MMOs in the new era

    I wonder how MMOs will be once high level fast computing becomes common.
  13. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Commercials being much louder than everything else, especially this one purple mattress commercial on YouTube Today at work - I want you to help employee log into testing. Today is last day. Make sure they do both tests. Log in and there are four tests. "Eh, I did all of those. The other two I...
  14. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Nacho ones were also bad, but edible. Also no seasoning dust. Chip itself was color. Perhaps then ranch was also composited in, but it was beyond my taste buds range
  15. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Raided my child's snack horde and came across the abomination that are Cooler Ranch Doritos NF. They're baked chips and have zero seasoning on them. I threw them out, which is rare for me.
  16. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Versions of this rustled the fuck out of me when I got out of college because I would have to bring A game and all they had to do was whatever the fuck that is and they were barriers to my improvement. Stop getting paid more than me you cunts. Anyway over ten years after college, it never goes away.
  17. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Coworker introduces her new husband, "This is my dude." He responds, "First of all, I'm your person. And I have a name, it's Brian."
  18. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ours also renovated, replacing parking with carport drive lanes and ipad hotties. Lines are always crazy, but they're also the fastest in town so they're not as bad as they look.
  19. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    I remember Papa John's Cheeseburger pizza being odd at first but then have such a unique flavor that I crave it later. I revisited the site occasionally to see if it returned. Now it has. And it bounces from gross to bland. First night was so bland that I momentarily feared I had the rona. But...
  20. Conefed

    First World Problems

    Can't increase playback speed of live feed
  21. Conefed

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Friend sent me a group photo of some Horrorclix and said he wanted some figures for a lab experiment gone wrong. God I love making customs. He said he wanted them on the weaker side. But I couldn't resist making them a challenge in other ways. Pretty sure every combination is viable and...
  22. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Never had a malt. I've heard of them
  23. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Got these for shy under $7 at Sam's 6-7 probably good meal but totally one shot smashable. They're interesting. I imagine some will love them and others think, meh. They're more sour-creamy and oniony than an expected. I liked biting them from the open end then holding the remaining tip scoop...
  24. Conefed

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hulu for me lags at the very beginning and doesn't like rewind/fast forward. Disney Plus has almost been unwatchable. It crashes at start up. Mid way through several times. Usually give up and watch something else.
  25. Conefed

    Everquest Mysteries

    Scars of Delious?
  26. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Taco Bell limited menu is sad. Grilled Cheese Burrito and Grande Stacker don't fill the void. Updated menu does have the quesadilla pocket abomination thing y'all laughed at me saying existed. "Shredded Chicken Quesadilla Melt" it's called. Basically the way the tortilla is folded screws with...
  27. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    With extra sauce everything was great except the burger itself, tasted super fakey. Maybe needs smoke I want to try Hardee's Prime Rib Thick Burger
  28. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Burger King Steakhouse King is good enough. I was ready to say just get Bacon King, but then I got to the sauce. Yum, like A1+Stacker. So I'd say science that shit with extra sauce. Edit: Crispy onions didn't even register except in aftertaste.
  29. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Popeyes is shitty, crispy but flavorless. Biscuits dry. Haven't found a single worthy item and they're expensive. KFC is lackluster but fries are good.
  30. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    My store always sold bottles around Christmas. Bojangles sell their spice then too
  31. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Cici's has had macaroni pizza for ages
  32. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Scienced this today. It was fine. Kinda small, I perhaps recommend getting two. However, mine was a bit fatty. Yet, to be fair, it seemed as if it were sitting around so perhaps quality decay? As far as old sandwiches go, it was above par (not counting fat)
  33. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    I like their special recipe fries. Instead of getting just them I got a combo for specifically the Finger Lickin Sauce. I think their chicken, ironically, isn't good enough otherwise.
  34. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    That's actually what it said on the label. KFC Sauce. I thought something was afoot. Thumbs down.
  35. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    Hear good things about Hardee's prime rib biscuit. Had KFC today, did they change their Finger Lickin Sauce? Tasted more sour/tangy than I recall.
  36. Conefed

    Parent Thread

    Talked with child on phone today and he was hunky dory , so that's the plan. Don't bring shit up and move on. Be a parent if he does bring it up later.
  37. Conefed

    Parent Thread

    My 7yo computer skills exploded with the Chromebooks. I've been working with him from the beginning but like out of nowhere massive skill gains
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    Parent Thread

    Custody is every other week There hasn't been dropoff where my child hasn't cried or begged me to not make him go. Never gets easier. Today, one day later my officemate and I are sent home from work for 14 day quarantine because somebody they wouldn't say who compromised us both. (Fuuck that...
  39. Conefed

    MTG thread

    I hear the SJWs rule some corners of MTG social media. I don't participate so haven't seen it myself, but I hear about it enough and I've had nonMagic people come to me asking what's the deal with MtG toxic community. Shame that they're becoming our ambassadors. I feel like dork culture is...
  40. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't buy chips (other than Great Value) often, but I have terrible luck with their consistency. Like jalapeno cheetos that lack seasoning so greatly they're practically plain. the variance from bag to bag is extreme. Does this balance out with numbers and I'm unlucky or what?