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  1. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    The cases here are increasing, so I'm being more cautious. That said. Grocery stores aren't hospitable at all. The Wal-Mart stopped running it's HVAC. Humid inside. Freaky
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Went to Arby's. Was expensive as fuck, but worth it. Sent me into a delightful food coma. Gyro on point.
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    Ozark

    Skylar (the son) is actually pretty impressive and I wonder if he'll snap from never getting credit.
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    Parent Thread

    Behind on dishes, so I put cereal in a cup and hand to child. His deadass tries to drink the spoon like a straw. About killed me, lol. small things.
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    The Video Thread

    that was incredible
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I think they seem reversed, because double s is dessert yet when pronounced des-sert, what is said is the sand biome. Yet the "litter box" is spelled desert, but de-sert is how the treat after dinner is pronounced. In other words, they seem reversed because they're reversed.
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    The Video Thread

    heavy breathing
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    The spelling of Desert and Dessert seem reversed. De-sert =/= pudding Des-sert =/= sand
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    Ozark

    I lost a lot of sleep this season because I couldn't stop watching until body gave out.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My work position is cross sectional, so I have four female bosses and a male director. The females all smile to each other's faces but not-so secretly hate each other. One lady says post exactly what we give you, it's our job to proofread not yours (I'm a former newspaper editor mind you) The...
  11. Conefed

    The Netflix Thread

    watched an anime called Bleach and the girl introduces herself as Rukia Coochcake. Isn't spelled that way, but it gave me a lol. In college there was a girl named Poon Puni. lol
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    WTF Story Thread?

    Is this gibberish to anyone else?
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Troop Zero (Amazon Prime) - Was good, cute, frustrating, tear jerking. Not great, but all those things and not a waste of time. 6.25/10 JoJo Rabbit (local public library) - Can't say the same for this. The good moments weren't given time to soak in and the farce hung too long. I understand...
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    WTF Story Thread?

    Sat down for my morning shit and had an unexpected coughing fit, my guess from pollen. Was a new experience. Can't say I liked it. Asshole angrily pushed out with every exhale.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Spelling error sparks inspiration
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    Office and gaming chairs

    I'm not a wide dude, but it's not that wide, no lazy boy. Stiff padding. I'm 5'10" and it's lowest setting has my legs feel like they're dangling. The head rest is bullshit. So are the arms, at the end of them is a logo that rubs the arms - absolutely retarded. Before this chair my most...
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    The D&D thread

    3-d printed a drawing of my character
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    The Fast Food Thread

    There was this diner on Wedge of land. Not more than a trailer but they fit in 4-5 one-seater booths and a bar. In highschool could get three hotdogs with the works and a cheeseburger same way for under $5. I loved it. Across the street was best milkshakes in town. Could get everything for $6...
  19. Conefed

    The Fast Food Thread

    $2 more per bottle, the official stuff is. And 4 fewer ounces.
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    First World Problems

    When a rogue straw wrapper interrupts your fry-eating frenzy.
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    First World Problems

    When a not-you interrupts your Ozarks so you pause it to deal with their unimportance and come back to it unpausing itself and already into the next episode and Netflix has no option to scene select and the fast forward function is too damn slow to tolerate.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Confirmed. Their secret sauce is also fail. Bhut I've been searching for years. And this may be the grail. I haven't mass tested it yet for sickening factor. But I tell you true true that this is closest yet
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    The Fast Food Thread

    CFA golden roasted alternative found
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    Carnival Row

    This is what I wanted. That is what I expected after watching even a little bit Bright + Penny Dreadful
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I worked at an Applebee's during college and loved it. But the Applebee's in my town is rundown and nobody gives a fuck. they all take their sweet ass time and have loud conversations with each other.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Inspired by actual events
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    The Fast Food Thread

    My uncultured ass thought it was Spanish
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Hell, I refuse to say anything other than small, medium, large at Starbucks. Something rankles me when they respond with "Venti?"
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    The D&D thread

    Dwarf learned more forms.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fast Food is an environment that requires workers to be packed in to get everything done. Covid-19 is having me reduce my consumption. Everytime i look in the drive-thru windows my imagination sends me images of Petrie dishes and germ orgies. With that said. My Bojangles was on point. And so...
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    The Netflix Thread

    That's what i realized about Chappelle. It was impactful, not only funny but meaningful. It had me searching for more, and like the entire special were reposts.
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    The Netflix Thread

    Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy - Killed it. Every single joke landed.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    They are geniuses, but haven't seen that episode. Saw some stupid YouTube video about women saying they don't need men and in the future they'll be little more human sperm banks. I thought, hell we can do even better than that.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Fuckable Incubators. Do your pleasure. It processes and starts test tube baby process.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Had a task to do at work but was scheduled a split shift, meaning menial desk duty and it wouldn't be until after lunch that I would get to my job description. Already miffed that I'm not being effectively utilized, I'm sent upstairs to help out the other crew because they're behind. Head...
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    First World Problems

    Spent the entire shift without my phone
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Hardee's vs Dairy Queen right off the bat
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    The D&D thread

    Tonight's session was so badass and epic I'm still buzzing about it, wanting to share. But I'm also drained and exhausted now that it's over.
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    The D&D thread

    Ideas