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Starburst jelly beans are the superior jelly beans.

I love the shitty seafood salad you can get at crappy sub places. It's all mayo and fake crab meat, but damn if it doesn't taste great.

Taurens look good on everything.

If I remember correctly, their ham and some other meats are "turkey based product" or something similar.

Sounds annoying.

Pooping 101: 4 Signs Your Poop Is Healthy Normally I'd say this poop talk is off topic for a thread like this, but given the shit Nintendo keeps pushing out, I think it fits right in.

I can't believe it's looking like Aquaman--fucking Aquaman--is shaping up to be the savior of the DC cinematic universe. It seems like the only one of these movies that doesn't keep having rumors swirling or people signing on/off.

Using electronics while taking a shit is gross. Also, if it takes you that long to shit you need to reevaluate your diet. Or divorce your wife because you're clearly using the toilet as an excuse to escape from nagging. You gonna get poop on your shiny new Switch.

Me after every announcement, update, and release about the Switch:

"crispy ball of pure chicken fat" is exactly why it tastes soo good.

Adding one more for people into football: Ballers (HBO) I binged the entire first season in one day last year, and I just binged the entire second season in one day recently. It's a great mix of comedy and drama, and The Rock is fantastic in it. His smile wins me over every time.

Pet battles

That's some bullshit.

Is it possible to order a big size like in their promo pictures? That little basket you got looks so pathetic.

Having a big body Citation needed on the "literally just shit most stuff out" part. I mean, Im sure it happens but it has to be exceptionally rare. *Edit* Unless you're talking about Taco Bell.

Lol at "fit as shit". I'm fat. If you think I'm "fit as shit" then you must be absolutely rotund. Anyway, there's this little thing called exercise that helps balance out chips and junk.

This sounds like a fun way to make me feel like I have some friends.

For dinner had 3 bags of Lay's flavors that I've never had before: Really good. My favorite of the 3. Kind of a sweet taste to them, and of course kettle cooked = awesome. Also pretty good. Kind of had the taste of Velveeta I think. These tasted the most like their name (i.e., they...

Overrated and awful. I'll take 5 Guys to Hell Burger any day of the week.

That beer sounds disgusting. Cookie dough is the worst flavor that anything can be flavored. It is known.

I'm a stupid who likes Michael Bay movies. Please explain to me. Where did the aliens and ships go at the end? Why did they dissolve?

I'll add a binge worthy mini series: The People vs. OJ Simpson It's on Netflix, and I made it through all 10 episodes in 2 days.

Spartacus is amazing. Definitely binge-worthy.

Don't date Russians.

Sadly, no. I lived right across the line in shitty P.G County. I always wanted to be one of the fancy Hoco kids, though.

Archaeology sucks in Legion cause you spend half your time fighting mobs due to the scaling shit. It was more fun when you could avoid/one-shot mobs while digging.

32. You were probably one of the jocks that made fun of my hot pocket man boobs in high school.

And lets be honest here. You only need two words to express why MD is the supreme state in the union: Old Bay

You're judging the whole state based on the crowded central area around DC (PG, lower Howard, Montgomery counties). That's like if I condemned New York state because I happened to live in the shitty, congested, asshole area of NYC. None of what you said applies to the vast majority of the state...

Maryland is awesome. You're wrong. You're also a traitor and a terrible human being, apparently. Anyway, my extensive research and polling in the fast food thread makes me think California and Texas are numbers 2 and 3 due to the sheer amount and variety of fast food choices available in those...

Maybe put some old bay on it or something.

Tofu isn't food tho.

Nothing wrong with 50% lard. Lard is delicious.

Yes. Didn't you see I posted that I'm gaining fat.

I beg to differ:

Everything tastes better when it's kettle cooked.

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God damn. That tutorial. Much memories. Wish I were back in high school when all I had to do was dick around all day and look forward to bagel bites and hours of EQ after school every day.

Customizing orders at fast food places is gay. You guys trying to be all fancy, it's fucking fast food being served by dullards.