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The durability of N64 controllers is directly related to how many hot pockets and doritos you ate during your Golden Eye multiplayer sessions. Doritos dust and grease wreaked havoc on the analog sticks.

If you do that then you can't form it into meat loaf, meatballs, or hamburgers though. Your way is fine if you're just using it as loose ground beef, but if you want to start shaping your meat, you've gotta do it raw.

When we were kids my brother left his game boy (original model) in its carrying case full of games and that magnifying light thing on the roof of the car. We were driving down the highway and he said Why did a telephone book just fly by? Then he realized it was his game boy and carrying case. We...

What's wrong with Ortega seasoning? It's fine. If you're too good for Ortega seasoning, go back to the fucking Elitist Cooking Thread and snoot it up with all those snobs.

The issue he noted about the distance/wireless interference was interesting. I wonder if that would be a problem if you were trying to play this in Starbucks or at the airport or some place where there are a million wireless devices being used.

Reese's Eggs are on store shelves. IMO just skip the Valentine's Day hearts and go straight for the eggs.

You're pretty spot on. Sometime in the 2nd year I asked if she liked when we were physically affectionate (holding hands, cuddling, etc.) and she said she did. So I told her that I wanted her to initiate it more, because it was starting to make me feel like I was forcing it on her, and that the...

Free soda: France bans unlimited sugary drink refills - BBC News Unlimited soda refills banned in France. The terrorists truly have won.

Yes, this whole relationship has been a huge learning experience for me. It's easily the longest and most serious relationship I've ever had, and it really made me realize exactly what I want in life. In the future I'm going to be much clear (both to myself and to potential partners) about what...

So, called her and talked for about an hour. Here's a summary: - She said she's going to the doctor to check on her libido and see what she can do about that. - She said that she's been feeling a lack of closeness with me over the last few months. This made me go wtf, because I have made efforts...

That's not funny.

Just got a text from her saying "I would like to share my thoughts that I didn't get a chance to share on monday. Can we meet, or if you prefer call ?" What do? I think if we meet I'll get pulled back. It was hard as hell to leave the first time.

They should slap the NES Classic software on the Switch and sell it as a 50 - 60 dollar separate game for launch. I'd love a portable NES with 30 classic games.

Man I think I might be pregnant or something. I've been having this insane craving/desire for a McRib lately. Also really want a shamrock shake. Hurr up, March!

It was tough. She wanted to work through things, but we've tried that before and while things would be good for a month or two (increased affection and sex) they would inevitably return to normal. Plus the topic of kids came up again, and she reiterated that she doesn't want kids ever. If it...

Ended it. Feel like shit, but oddly relieved at the same time. At the bar now with my good friend Jack And a big ass hamburger

Preferring less meat in a hamburger is the eighth deadly sin. What's wrong with you people.

The McDLT made more sense back then, because they still did the thing where it was still "fast" food. They'd prepare the burgers ahead of time and send them down the little chutes, so your burger might have been sitting there for a few minutes at least (if not longer). Nowadays it's pointless...

Her libido has always been like that. Apparently it's been an issue in ending several of her past relationships, too. One of the hopes I've been holding out this past year since our initial baby talk was that she'd get the baby bug and start wanting them. She's a dog lover, and she treats her...

Seriously considering ending my 3-year relationship. We're perfectly matched in terms of interests and getting along, but we differ in our views of kids and our sex drives (I'm 32, she's 27). Neither of us is 100% sure about having kids, but I'm more on the "probably yes" and she's more on the...

McDonalds is doing their 1 dollar for any size coffee here, but maybe that only applies to hot coffee.

I'm just glad no one here has called them Jimmies yet. I almost ended a relationship over that shit. Fortunately she correctly referred to soda as "soda" instead of pop, so it was salvageable.

I dislike the ball-shaped sprinkles. They're too dense. I prefer the elongated ones.

Went strawberry picking at the grocery store for more Valentine's day treats. Lofthouse strawberry and cream sugar cookies are currently in stores. They're one of my favorite flavors. I also picked up some delightful Sour Patch Strawberries. They're kind of like the watermelons, only strawberry...

I'd buy a Switch in a heartbeat if their online price consisted of a stream-as-much-as-you-want-for-as-long-as-you're-subscribed virtual console. I'd love to play the shit out of all those old, insanely hard games (assuming the library was large and up to date). Nintendo is sitting on a...

Ghouls and Ghosts is barely playable as is. Fuck that hard ass game right! *Edit* Actually, if they could get the controls down for touch screen, it would be hilarious because there would be so many phones hurled across the room in anger and frustration.

I'm sad to hear all this stuff about possible shitty versions of Madden and other EA sports games on the Switch. The main reason I've been wanting to get back into consoles lately is for sports games, and I didn't pick up a PS4/Xbox at the holiday season because I was hoping Nintendo was going...

With EA bringing FIFA to the Switch, what are the odds that Madden will make a comeback? That's actually one third party game that would get me to buy the Switch.

This. It kills me how people (not just here, but in general) seem to be getting excited about this supposed abundance of 3rd party support, but it's hardly a guaranteed thing. Hell, Reggie even said that one of the big deciding factors in how much 3rd party development support the Switch gets...

Wow. I really hope they're just saying that so people don't stop immediately buying 3DS systems. If Nintendo continues developing games and only releasing them on 3DS when they've got the Switch sitting there as well, it'll be yet another colossal blunder.

Great video. People overseas love American food, and the only people who would bash it are idiotic snobs. There is a reason that American foods like burgers and fried chicken have spread around the world like a delicious disease.

Of course it is a rip off if you get chips. Should have gotten fries! Duh!

I'll likely do like I did with the Wii U, and pick one of these up 1 - 2 years after launch when the price is reasonable (for what it is) and the library of exclusives/1st party games is actually worthwhile. A year from now I'm sure we'll be able to get a Switch bundle with at least one game...

It's Nintendo's latest attempt at company suicide. Yes, it's a real game. Who needs fast food when you can eat virtual fast food? Time to finally lose some weight! In more relevant news, Valentine's Day stuff is on shelves in grocery stores, which means lots of strawberry flavored treats...

This is one of the craziest things for me. Their primary selling point for the new system will be available on the system I currently own. Why the fuck would I pay 300 extra dollars for it? The more I think about these decisions of theirs, the more my mind is blown.

What exactly are "normies", though? I consider myself a normie, as in I'm not super plugged into the happenings with consoles and games, but I enjoy casually playing games. It seems to me that your average video gamer nowadays plays stuff like Battlefields, Madden, etc. I'm in my early 30s and...

I was really hoping we would get a big influx of 3DS ports/re-releases as part of the Switch launch. That is something that would actually have gotten me to pick this up on day one, because there are so many awesome games on their handhelds that I (and many others, I imagine) have never had a...

I got so excited I did a double post.

My two passions in life are finally coming together: