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If its any of the beaches down around Horseneck, probably. I've seen some weird shit floating in the water down there, fetish beach poop really isn't that much of a stretch.

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Was there a montage of photos showing a turd slowly being taken out by the surf, because that sounds poetic as hell

Had lunch, got called into work. Got home late, watched black sails, sucked his dick (shark week), made some quesadillas. Good times.

Maybe 'pouting' is a better word for it?

It's a penis shrunk down to miniature size and with twice as many nerve endings, essentially. I've been with guys that didn't seem to realize it existed and just assumed dick in hole was enough. It can be, but relatively rare to find women who are able to orgasm from vaginal penetration alone-...

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Trust me, the last thing a lot of those people have to worry about is having a smooth presentable snatch.

'Self care' is another tumblrism that needs to die a quick death.

As a person that ended up sitting on their ass a lot of the time being a kept woman, sounds to me like chaos' wife is probably depressed. Could be about work/not working or any number of things, but no right-minded lady is actually okay with living in squalor and doing absolutely shit-all with...

recent guild wars 2/league malarkey i've been working on

The husbando and I met at a raid crew get-together in CT. This was back during 40man Molten Core progression. I still remember getting him in a shitload of trouble because we were expected to show up for the raid that week, and in the course of giving him some sugar I accidentally sat on the...

Sandwiches. Really depends on the time of month. I get 70 cents per delivery from the store ontop of minimum wage and whatever people feel like giving me. Average tip is probably somewhere around 2.25-2.50, then you have the regulars who habitually give 5-6...and the regulars that give you...

Got into a screaming match with a coworker. We're both delivery drivers. He got hired on a few months before I did, which in his world means I'm his employee. For the past year I've kept my mouth shut about him nickle and diming me every time we work together. He'd leave me deliveries that were...

At least her breath is minty fresh! Re: spontaneity. The boy didn't initiate as much as I wanted, we talked about it, and he told me to ask for it more often if that's what I was getting at...p much Larry David style. Asking, though? Kinda took the piss* right out of it for both of us. Wasn't...

Eh, my bad. Misread what Miss G was being accused of. You're still a faggot.

Randomly accusing people of being disingenuous, up to and including the inferred idea that Gravy's sickness and death was a big ruse somehow perpetuated by Ms. G over the course of years. So that she didn't have to admit the relationship went wrong? There's trolling, there's violating safe...

It's the sex/relationship thread. Of course it gets more view/responses than a bunch of redpillers jerking off into each others' mouths for twenty pages. I'd say we hit a good ratio. For every unfunny trollface one-liner there's been an interesting and informative post about toilet seats and...

Yeah, Puscifer is/was weird. Lot of garbo mixed in with some weirdly marketable niche songs. You know, shit that ends up on a Resident Evil or Underworld movie soundtrack. The album names were also a turn-off. Maynard could've dialed back the smarm a notch.

Picture your ass in free fall. It's dark, you're half-asleep, and in an attempt to relieve yourself you find for a half-instant you are falling into oblivion. Something catches you, and its an ice-cold ring of porcelain. You bite back your howl of dismay. The one that supposedly loves you most...

You know what you gotta do, if you're making the right decision for you and your happiness. Stay with a woman who is merely content in your presence, doesn't fulfill your needs, and abandon a huge slice of life that you legitimately want to experience? Fuck that. There's too many billions of...

No. It's not the same thing. Only way I can describe it is that there's the muscles we can control manually (kegels), and those + others are involved in an orgasm. Least, that's how it feels. I think if women were fully capable of recreating the tactile sensation of an orgasm on demand that a...

Every time I watch a 'based on a true story' movie I go and ruin it by looking up the actual story afterwards. Most of the times what they take from the source material is just names and places. Apparently end results don't even matter that much.

There's more than a few reasons why a woman might fake an orgasm, and 'getting you to stop' is just one of them. -They've been indoctrinated to believe its their personal responsibility to satisfy whoever they're with and make them feel good, up to and including fibbing about their orgasm. It's...

'Transfer of power' 'Natural progression of kink' Yeah, you're right. Now that everything had been normalized I shouldn't be judging what gets people off. Someone masturbated to 2G1C so it's not about eating shit and puking it, it's about those girls sharing a intimate moment of lowered...

It's about humiliation and degradation. I'm not saying those two things don't have a place in the bedroom. Every couple/pairing is different. I just don't understand the leap between using a person's body for ones own sexual fulfillment and turning them into a toilet. I'm trying to picture what...

Must suck getting to the point where you and the people you mess around with are so fucked in the head that you literally pee in their ass to keep things spicy.