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Okay, after being a teenage girl and doing the teenage boyfriend thing, I can see why it's not too much of a stretch. Guys do weird things. Had a guy think you treated a clitoris like a mouse scroll wheel. Don't do that, either.

No seriously why would you do that

Disappoint. Janky as it was, it was a lot of fun coming up with new building projects. Spent a lot of time on Serenity with a friend, but as said...once they put in the fucking awful combat and shards and all that bullshit, our interest took a nosedive. Really sucked going around a world full of...

I'm getting a feeling this movie is going to be largely constructed of scene-for-scene rips from all the other movies.

Yeah, I didn't think so. S'okay Mikey, you can be safe in your masculinity knowing that watching porn prepared you for a lifetime of being a notorious sexual savage. Or whatever it is you're trying to defend at this point. Puss smashing?

There's a name for the guy you're talking about, and the 'reputation' he gets isn't a good one.

He wasn't really Fatzilla. They had to redesign him a bit around the fact that the original was so bottom-heavy, on account of it being a guy in a rubber suit. You gotta admit the 2016 Toei version looks fucking weird.

I'm trying to think of what the proper shame/capital price would be for blowing strange dick, and I can't really come up with a reasonable figure. Hand's one thing, complete stranger tossing down some throat yogurt is another. Must be the Catholic upbringing.

For five hundred dollars, yes. A delicious toasted italian delivered to your house, along with nurse-glove handjob. BYOL. I'm ambivalent about start-to-finish handjobs. Always struck me as a thing you did in high school. Never actually been asked to give one. Mean, using your hand is great but...

'Beautiful' dinosaur tail found preserved in amber - BBC News \

Had some professional/social dealings with a girl who was apparently into the same shit that Miss a_skeleton_02 does. Tell you what, it's a little embarrassing from a professional standpoint to go around PAX, being introduced to people by a lady wearing a dog collar. Her and her boyfriend spent...

RE: a_skeleton_02 the BDSM master

Re: Jesus, really

All artfully composed shots of tits covered in sharpie are welcome, Miss Gravy.

There is too many idiots that have been on this board and went too deep. So that I feel bad for having laughed at them up until the point where they're dead. Stop it.

Do not do not do not think the buttsex you see in porn is indicative of reality. Those girls got buttered up for a long time before the cameras started rolling or have been doing it for so long their asshole is like the sleeve on an old wool sweater. You cannot go from a finger to a dong without...

Calling those people out isn't particularly satisfying. When you're a pathological liar even the embarrassment of being called out infront of your peers doesn't make you stop. Had a friend that would lie, constantly, about all manner of bullshit. The drugs she's taken, the parties she's been...

What's the deal with that, anyway. Is there a 1:1 correlation between how good the orgasm it is and how far the spunk cannon fires?

Not overly keen on defending the guy if he's a legitimate puss-puss, but don't underestimate the power of previous indoctrination. You just went through an extraordinarily traumatic life experience. Women have a tendency of internalizing that sort've damage until it blows up in someone else's...

The really good bays are not readily tourist-accessible. We drove a good hour+ away from Bayamon proper and ended up in a place I don't know the name of, and it was totally a local/undeveloped operation. Run down dinghies, shitty little bar infront selling 4 dollar cocktails in plastic cups. But...

Oh boy, Sweeney Todd in a wizard robe. New and exciting. :/

Wussat?

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Edit: eh, wrong thread

False. You haven't seen casual latent homosexuality until you've actually hung out with a group of black guys.

If you want to fuck her, agree with everything she says and extrapolate with little one liners that subtly underline your cis het white guilt. If you're looking for a relationship with someone you're probably going to end up hating, start thinking more like someone 10 years younger than yourself.

Took long enough.

Know what, man, I wish you luck.

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It may not be that your ex-wife ruined it. You may just be a guy that doesn't need to get laid that often to be satisfied with his sex life. Gasp. I had a problem kinda like yours, just reversed. When I was young (ie. before I went monogamous with the current manwife) I was in relationships...

Bet she cries after.