You guys must be dumb or something. Gravity works more gooder when closer to the ground. Its why in a lot of states sitting without a mask is good enough protection from kungflu but standing up requires a mask. Fucking duh.
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I felt like we already had severely overstated the danger pioneers faced from white "bandits", and now we have indians rescuing whites from other whites...The reality they're bending and plot holes they're driving wagons through are starting to strain credibility.
It's the tail end of western expansion, but they're making the story about pioneers blazing a trail. Literally. There were well established routes by 1883, but for the sake of the story they pretend they're crossing the great unknown as if for the first time in history.
By then I bet nearly every river had some sort of ferry or service for crossing. Ruts and forts and trading outposts evidenced to this day. Nah, they're going some back roads, with guides who don't know where the next city or trading post even is.
The first automobile to make a transcontinental drive was in 1903. It's not like everything in between the coasts was abandon the second the railroad was completed. Only 20 years from wagons over the virgin plains of 1883 to some dude driving the first automobile across country on a bet.
Refresher on the timeline. 1820's the first wagon trains start heading west. 60 years of infrastructure and experience are built up. 1882 they dismantle all the bridges, ferrys and trading outposts so the Dutons can have virtually untouched lands for a true pioneering experience in 1883.
20 years later, all the trading posts and towns are rapidly rebuilt along many of the same routes so a guy can drive a car across country taking many of the same routes, but now with fueling stations and the ability to telegraph for parts deliveries.
Can't explain that!
But they could have just explained why they're going a different route, or made the story that these were the last of the wagon train pioneers with dangers unique to that situation. But instead just warp reality in a show that is praised for it's gritty realism.
They probably just wanted the civil war aspect, as mentioned, and wanted to cast Sam Elliott and there was no logical way to match those timelines without just making shit up that is very contrived.
Would be more forgivable, but Elsa is turning into a Mary Sue who just so perfectly represents our modern feminist sensibilities, and meanwhile makes every mistake possible, but is always rewarded for her folly and saved by dumb luck. Or saved by men who get no credit for this stunning and brave pioneer woman breaking down glass ceilings in everything she (mistakenly) does.
Oh no, more white bandits! Thankfully the English speaking noble savage will save the girl at the last minute! ...because her horse being fast was a plot point earlier in the episode, but is suddenly not as fast as three random horses now due the need of another plot point.
Thankfully it's all very credible because Interracial Indian romances were as common on the trail as your 18 year old daughter whoring around with cowboys, which was all totally acceptable to your parents back then if you were like totes in love.
When they kill her and it's supposed to be the most dramatic, gut wrenching scene in television history, I'm going to be glad. Because she's a big reason this show strays from amazing drama into silly melodrama so often.
So is this like Altered Carbon S1 where it starts off pretty good then just gets worse and worse as more sjw nonsense is piled on?I felt like we already had severely overstated the danger pioneers faced from white "bandits", and now we have indians rescuing whites from other whites...
And not just indians.. but fucking COMANCHES? They were the most violent indians around. But they just want a peaceful tax... the whites just start shooting.
I didn't know if it was possible to make a frontier wagon train show SJW bullshit but it's getting there.
So what is like Altered Carbon S1 where it starts off pretty good then just gets worse and worse as more sjw nonsense is piled on?
So is this like Altered Carbon S1 where it starts off pretty good then just gets worse and worse as more sjw nonsense is piled on?
No, I think the show is still pretty enjoyable. But the theme they're showing, about how evil and incompetent every white person on the show can be, while making the indians actual good, altruistic, helpful people.. is pretty funny. There's also a fair bit of female empowerment - the wife and daughter are badass take-no-prisoners types, who only need to be rescued by the stone-cold-killer dad sometimes... but they are "strong women" and honestly he seems afraid of them, which is nonsense. In 1883 a woman who backtalked her husband in the West would get hit to the ground so hard she'd wake up in the wagon. A daughter that did what Elsa did (any 1 of the 10-15 things she's done, pick one) would get her tied up in the back of the wagon until they arrived where they're going. She's a walking death magnet.So is this like Altered Carbon S1 where it starts off pretty good then just gets worse and worse as more sjw nonsense is piled on?
Pretty rare literary criticism that the characters aren't stereotypical enough.
Isabel May is looking set to cowgirl every Tom, Dick and Harry she runs into in the wild west, though. She's gonna be working a saloon by the end of the season.
Not at all. Seems completely independent to me.do you need to have seen Yellowstone to follow/appreciate this? By follow/appreciate this - you could watch Star Wars 1-3 before 4-6 but you wouldn't be doing it properly
No. Far as I can tell the only relationship with Yellowstone is the family name and maybe their destination.
You want this crown you'll have to do better than that.