2012 NFL Season

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Grimmlokk

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BTW, the more football I watch the more I love big fat interior D linemen. Just love how disruptive a 320lb dude in the middle can be. Wilfork, Ngata, Hampton when he's juicing, and now this motherfucker Atkins in Cinci. That dude is going to be a force for a real long time. Unless he stays on the Bungles...
 

Daezuel

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Bradford, you suck.

I had this all queued up before they scored this TD. Guess it worked! (he still sucks though)
 

Djay

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The commentator in the MIN/HOU game needs someone to update him on playoff scenarios, because he keeps saying things that aren't true.
 

Cathan

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Math is hard. If he was better than 80% that would mean he is in the top 20%. In other words, there are 25.6 worse starting Qbs, so he would have to be at least the 6.4th best Qb in the league, which he isn't even close to.
I checked the rankings over at nfl.com and his qbr isn't even in the top 20. I'll admit, the stats certainly don't support him being a top 20% QB. I guess all the yardage he gets only makes him good in Fantasy football, not real football since they can't seem to win games.
 

Djay

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Like what?
Before the half, he said the Vikings need to win out and get help to make the playoffs, which isn't true...they can make it without winning out. What's true is that they do need help whether they win out or not.
He also said something earlier about the Vikings wanting WAS and DAL to lose today...it actually helps the Vikings if Dallas wins today (as long as they lose to WAS next week), but I don't blame him for that one...I had to stare at playoff scenarios for an hour to figure that out. It's mostly him saying they need to win out that bothered me.
 

Grimmlokk

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Gee whattya know, Maurkice Pouncey the most overrated lineman in the NFL gets hurt. I think he's played about 6 snaps in a row this season for his best.
 

Daezuel

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Refs are taking this game over. No call on the obvious holds on that TB touchdown, then call 2 iffy holds on the Rams.
 

Grimmlokk

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I know no one wants to hear about RG3, but holy shit that was an amazing fade to Santana.
Guys like him and Vick have that natural crazy arm the same way some fighters just punch hard as fuck naturally. I love seeing them air the ball out 40 yards with what just looks like a flick of the wrist. Reminds me of Ken Griffey Junior swinging the bat, just such a natural looking thing.