2012 NFL Season

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Jozu

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Frank Gore. Totally didn't deserve it.

1146 yards and 7 TD's.

Alfred Morris has 1413 yards and 10 TD's, Doug Martin has 1312 yards and 10 TD's. Explain that to me.

I also think it's pretty fucking retarded that Patrick Willis AND Navarro Bowman both took the ILB/MLB spots.
It's only retarded if you think there are better inside backers than Bowman or Willis.
 

BrutulTM

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What about David Akers? He has to be one of the Rams most valuable players this year.
 

Slaythe

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Thought Greenway probably deserved to make it but I guess sacks are really what matters for that OLB spot now. Damn 3-4.
 

Merrith

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Hey Elurin, on a scale of 9.5-10 how furiously did you jack off when you saw RG3 made the pro bowl and Andrew Luck didn't?
Honestly I think his numbers (or Russel Wilson's for that matter) would deserve it over Luck's to any objective observer.
 

Famm

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Honestly I think his numbers (or Russel Wilson's for that matter) would deserve it over Luck's to any objective observer.
Flacco has almost 700 more yards and two more TD's! Also double the INT's so he's more of a gunslinger, which Madden would approve of. Advantage Bert.
 

Grimmlokk

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Maurkice Pouncey, starting AFC center. That shit is re-tar-ded. He's not as good as people say even when he does play, and half the time he's hurt. He's probably not even the best center to come out of his mom's vagina July 24, 1989.

Lawrence Timmons not AFC MLB, also retarded. Maybe best MLB this year, period.
 

Gravel

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Hey Elurin, on a scale of 9.5-10 how furiously did you jack off when you saw RG3 made the pro bowl and Andrew Luck didn't?
First, I said above that the Pro Bowl is an absolute joke. And it is. So I could really care less about him being in it. I don't watch the Pro Bowl. Ever. On top of that, I think it's just an extra game to potentially get hurt in. Fuck that.

As far as Luck goes...seriously? Dude didn't stand a shot at the Pro Bowl. Manning and Brady were locks. Luck has thrown 3 less interceptions than touchdowns. If you include rushing and fumbling, he's at 26 touchdowns to 23 turnovers. Pro Bowl? Ok. Maybe after Schaub, Dalton, and Flacco.
 

Merrith

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Flacco has almost 700 more yards and two more TD's! Also double the INT's so he's more of a gunslinger, which Madden would approve of. Advantage Bert.
I love Joe! The only QB this year who didn't manage to throw for 200+ yards against our D. Fortunately the Giants put him JUST back on pace to break 4,000 yards passing for the first time in his career.
 

Famm

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I love Joe! The only QB this year who didn't manage to throw for 200+ yards against our D. Fortunately the Giants put him JUST back on pace to break 4,000 yards passing for the first time in his career.
I'm sure you'll have a lot of smart ass shit to say when you are one and out or eliminated outright by Dallas. Have fun watching Griffin physically deteriorate every week until he busts though.
 

Merrith

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I'm sure you'll have a lot of smart ass shit to say when you are one and out or eliminated outright by Dallas. Have fun watching Griffin physically deteriorate every week until he busts though.
Can't take a joke? I would have been happy with 8-8 this year, which I've said all along. Everything beyond that now is a bonus. It's a little early to write his career off when he's missed one start and it was a game in which he wanted to play in, but haters going to hate. I still don't think we're as good a team overall as the Ravens, though I feel like we have just as much chance to win a game or two in the playoffs as you all have. I doubt either team will go too far though, injuries and flaws would be their undoing against any of the really good teams. Although you might have an easier time in Round 1 as a #4 seed against the Colts than we would against Seattle's D. Of course we still need to beat Dallas to get in.
 

Cathan

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I keep pondering the idea of the swap of kickoffs for starting on your own 30 yard line 4th and 15. Let's say we're under the 4th and 15 rule and some team like Cleveland comes back from 28 points down in the 4th quarter with 5 minutes left to beat the Cowboys because 4th and 15 is a HELL of a lot easier to overcome than hoping for onside kick after onside kick...

That would potentially be... the greatest game ever! That 4th and 15 would make for some absolute hilarity now and then!
 

Jozu

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I keep pondering the idea of the swap of kickoffs for starting on your own 30 yard line 4th and 15. Let's say we're under the 4th and 15 rule and some team like Cleveland comes back from 28 points down in the 4th quarter with 5 minutes left to beat the Cowboys because 4th and 15 is a HELL of a lot easier to overcome than hoping for onside kick after onside kick...

That would potentially be... the greatest game ever! That 4th and 15 would make for some absolute hilarity now and then!
Thanks for consistently being dumb.
 

Grimmlokk

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How was that one dumb? Part of the argument FOR the 4th and 15 thing was because onside kicks are almost pointless now, it *would* make for more comeback opportunities.

I don't want kicks gone or anything, but that was nowhere near a typical insane clueless Cathan post.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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Jesus, Famm went from playing along to butthurt sofast. Edko is rolling over in his grave right now.
My god do you know how much that must have hurt inside to actually use the threat of Dallas beating them and even rooting for them in the insult, that's some grade A hating right there. As a Dallas fan /bravo!
 

Grimmlokk

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Well, Baltimore and DC fans are building themselves a bit of a rivalry, as much as non-conference opponents can. Or at least ones that haven't played each other in multiple super bowls ala Pit/Dal or NY/NE.
 

Merrith

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Well, Baltimore and DC fans are building themselves a bit of a rivalry, as much as non-conference opponents can. Or at least ones that haven't played each other in multiple super bowls ala Pit/Dal or NY/NE.
It's not really a rivalry, Baltimore's been a better organization for 10+ years now. When you only play every 4 years it's hard to really develop a rivalry. Most Skins fans I know (myself included) mainly just can't stand the 90% of Ravens fans that act like they are the elite of the elite in the league and are either too young to know or pretend like we never won anything. The majority of my friends are Ravens fans and most of them I can stand because they actually know their shit. I really can't even say I dislike their actual team that much.
 

meStevo

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There are 4-5 more Chiefs players on the pro bowl roster than I expected.