Wanna know how to make Tom Brady suck dicks? Make my fantasy season ride on him scoring 27 points. Motherfucker.
Eli Manning, Martellus Bennet, Lawrence Tynes, and David Wilson. I really needed the Giants to just be mediocre today. That's it. If they scored one touchdown or made one field goal I'd pretty much be gold to make my championship game. THAT'S FUCKING IT! DO NOT GET SHUT OUT! FUCK YOU ITLAN!
Oh hey, 4th down inside the 30? LET'S FUCKING PASS IT A FEW TIMES AND JUST GO FOR IT OVER AND OVER! Because fuck Grimmlokk forever! Fuck him! No field goals! Let's just give him a FUCKING NEGATIVE FUCKING ONE from the kicker slot!!!!
I hope a taxi hits Eli's dog.