2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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Burnesto

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He's talking about Tavon Austin. Nobody gives a fuck about the Cowboys.

Nevermind I see what you're saying now. Point still stands about the Cowboys though.
 

Gravel

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Pretty awesome video. At least, up until the part where he tells his family he's going to the Raiders. Poor kid, hasn't he suffered enough?
 

patrick

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Only chance Tebow has of making an NFL roster is if he quits his pipe dream of being a QB. Dude was built to be part of the new Tight End revolution, but the dude just wont accept it. No one wants him throwing anything. We would love you to stand in front of someone one, or try to run someone over though!
 

PatrickStar

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With all due respect, fellow Patrick, but can the guy catch? Can he run? He looks like a slow plodder, not a down the field guy like Gronk, Graham, or Davis. He might work more as a blocker and a move the chains TE or a fullback like Tom Rathman. Maybe my memory sucks but even his running out of Wildcat was basically straight ahead or one cut after faking a pitch. I can't see Tebow working routes against a LB or a S. He sorta just lowers his head and tries to bull people over.
 

Jozu

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Half of these first rounders will flame out of the league by the end of next seaon. A qaurter maybe the end of this year. Soooooo many first rounders dont pan out. Obviously its a crap shoot, but it seems like the truly elite, long term NFL starters are 2nd or 3rd round guys. Roethlisberger was highly touted and was talked about going 4th overall, but he came out of Miami of Ohio and ended up getting passed up on and taken somewhat late. 2 Super Bowls for him and his Steelers fans. Brady taken 200 overall or some shit and wins 3 rings.

Fuck, Kaepernick brought the Niners to the Super Bowl for the first time in 20 fucking years and he was a 2nd round pick no one cared about. Bowman is a 2 time all pro two years in a row 3 years in the league and he was a late 3rd rounder.

At least the Cardinals were smart and grabbed Minter and Honey Badger. Watch, those guys are going to be impact players from Game 1. Not that I dont like Reid, Tank ,McDonald, Lattimore and Patton, but Lemonier could be a bust and half the others guy might not even make the team.

edit: and LOL after seeing them sign that 300 pound undrafted rugby player, Im totally convinced Baalke was like "lolol, fuck this gay ass passing league! They want to throw, fine, Ill draft and sign the largest possible black men to crush your o-lineman and sack your gay ass QB before he can even think about getting into 5 step drop!".

Seriously, look who they drafted. Tank Carradine is huge. pretty sure he is 6'5 275. Lemonier isnt really huge, but he is still a good seized edge rusher and is aller than 6'2. Dial is a huge fucking black dude. This Okoyre guy is 6'6 6'7 310 pounds and athletic as fuck. McDonald is strong like bull and did 37 bench presses and is like 6'6. Its crazy how many big athletic guys the 49ers picked up. Its obvious they want to dominate the line of scrimmage. Fuck it if they dont have the flashiest skill players, if they are dominating the line offensively and defensivly, having marginal skill players along with a couple playmakers in Crab and Davis they will win many games.
 

Joeboo

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Come on now, Roethlisberger was drafted 11th overall in 2004. Hardly an underdog or late pick.

While nothing is a sure thing, 1st round guys have a MUCH higher rate of being starters and even pro-bowlers than any round after them. Yeah, some flame out, but a much higher % make it from the 1st round than any other round.

Just look at that 2004 draft for example

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_NFL_Draft

15 pro-bowlers out of the 32 picks in the first round, with multiple future Hall of Famers in Eli Manning, Roethlesberger, probably Larry Fitzgerald, and a longshot HOF chance for guys like Stephen Jackson and Jonathan Vilma(their names will be discussed, but will probably never get in thanks to playing on mediocre to flat-out bad teams).

2nd round produced 3 pro bowlers, 3rd round produced 6, 4th round produced 3. Only guy out of those 3 rounds with a decent shot at the HOF at this point is probably Jared Allen, from the 4th round.

Look at any draft where you've had a good 8-10 years to evaluate the talent and the VAST majority of the elite players in that draft were in the first round.

As a side note, more undrafted players (7) became pro-bowlers than any round of guys after the 1st in the draft. That's pretty typical. A teams first-round pick needs to be a cornerstone of the team for the next decade. You miss on too many of those and your team goes to shit.

Every year is like that. The year after in 2005 had 12 Pro bowlers in the 1st round, 5 in the 2nd, 3 in the 3rd. The year before in 2003 had 13 pro bowlers in the 1st round, 7 in the 2nd, 3 in the third.

So to summarize, the 1st round generally puts as many pro-bowlers into the league as damn near the whole rest of the draft combined.
 

Daezuel

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You just typed that up for Jozu?

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Gravel

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I saw that yesterday and immediately closed it, because it's retarded. The Redskins don't even play in Washington. What makes their city council think what they say means anything? Not only that, but I didn't realize that apparently city councils are powerful enough to force private organizations to change their names.

Edit: Guess the joke is on me. 2nd sentence even says it's non-binding. Why the fuck things like that are news, I have no idea.
 

Obsidian

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I was never a huge Wizards fan despite being a Washington fan in everything else, but at one point the Bullets were my closet team that I secretly hoped would do well. When they changed their name, I gave up on them completely. I'm a die hard Redskins fan, if they're going to change the name the only name that I think is even acceptable is Skins. Anything else and I might go join the Ravens bandwagon because...I dunno, to hell with name changes.
 

Obsidian

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Well it's a sarcastic statement really, but I have no problem with Baltimore. I'm from Maryland and grew up equidistant from DC and Baltimore. When I cared about baseball (which I don't anymore, mostly because the Orioles seemed to give up on even trying to compete for a good bit it seemed like) I was an Orioles fan (Nationals didn't exist). The idea of a name change is awful to me though
 

Jozu

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I was talking about the 2013 draft mostly, but I brought up Big Ben because he was SUPPOSED to go 4. If you cant remember that you are an idiot. SEVEN picks latr is a long time for a guy who was supposed to go top 5 to be a franchise QB.
 

Joeboo

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Well your assessment of the 2013 draft might be accurate if you never, ever consider any other draft in the history of drafts. Hell, why look at any patterns established by the previous 75+ drafts, I'm sure this one will be completely opposite for the first time ever
 

Foggy

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I was talking about the 2013 draft mostly, but I brought up Big Ben because he was SUPPOSED to go 4. If you cant remember that you are an idiot. SEVEN picks latr is a long time for a guy who was supposed to go top 5 to be a franchise QB.
The fuck are you talking about? Ben was the 3rd ranked Qb in that draft. He had zero chance of going top 4. Eli and Rivers went 1 and 4.