2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

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Famm

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Not a fan of this Thursday night draft. Have tickets to the ballgame tonight and I'm going to miss the first round action. What a problem to have. Being a sports fan is rough.
Learn to smartphone? I mean, unless the real meat of it all for you is awkward Goodell hugs and trashy family celebrations on closed circuit TV feeds.
 

Genjiro

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Jesus fucking Christ. Warren Sapp standing next to Jonathan Ogden on the red carpet Sapp looks like a dwarf. GD I forgot how big he was. Glad he is gone =p
 

Foggy

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Twitter ruins the draft. NFL should ban all analysts inside RMH from tweeting a pick right as they are walking up to the stage.
 

Genjiro

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Just turn everything but NFLN or ESPN off. They already agreed not to tip any picks this year unless its some trade or a major derp moment like the Vikings taking Ponder.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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I am going to watch NFLN mainly because I fucking loathe Chris Berman and I don't fucking give a shit about twitter nor do I have an account. I only plan to watch two channels, the Cowboys draft room cam and the NFLN. I hate them trying to spoil the pick, its like they're CNN.
 

Gravy

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I am going to watch NFLN mainly because I fucking loathe Chris Berman and I don't fucking give a shit about twitter nor do I have an account. I only plan to watch two channels, the Cowboys draft room cam and the NFLN. I hate them trying to spoil the pick, its like they're CNN.
Ditto. Except for the Cowboys thing.
 

Djay

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Pizza delivery guy saw the draft was on and asked me if I thought the Cowboys could win the Super Bowl with Romo at QB...
...wish I hadn't already wrote his tip out on the receipt. :/
 
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Pizza delivery guy saw the draft was on and asked me if I thought the Cowboys could win the Super Bowl with Romo at QB...
...wish I hadn't already wrote his tip out on the receipt. :/
what was your bill and what'd you tip him?

i got a dinner plate from a chinese place last night, it came to 12.25 w/ delivery fee, and i gave him $15. my wife thought that was excessive?
 

Djay

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Haha, I think there's a whole thread about this in screenshots. I gave him $2 on a ~$25 bill. And part of that $25 was a delivery fee, too. I worked in a Papa John's for a few years before college...and that whole experience makes me want to tip drivers even less, but I feel like a douche giving them nothing and the money isn't a problem now like it was when I was still in college.
 

Djay

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Anyway, back to football...
I hope the Vikings don't take D-Line in the 1st round like a bunch of the mocks show. WR/CB/LB...pick two of the three...all 3 positions will have good players available at the bottom of the 1st round.
 

Gilgamel

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Patterson is the most talented collegiate receiver I've ever seen. He doesn't have a fucking clue how to run routes though. He change of direction is dirty as shit for a guy his size.

I honestly kind of hope we end up with one of the three with the Titans. I think Da'Rick is going to be great too.

As for tonight, I want a fucking lineman. I don't care which one as long as it isn't Ziggy whathisfuckingname.
 

Burnem Wizfyre

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My big hope is this draft is a lot like other drafts, someone reaches for a QB and causes a run on QB's. Teams always reach for a QB and to be honest even though I don't think a single QB is worth a first round draft with how shitty some of these organizations are I wouldn't be surprised to see 3 QB's in the first round.
 

Foggy

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My big hope is this draft is a lot like other drafts, someone reaches for a QB and causes a run on QB's. Teams always reach for a QB and to be honest even though I don't think a single QB is worth a first round draft with how shitty some of these organizations are I wouldn't be surprised to see 3 QB's in the first round.
Watching a bunch of franchises reach on shitty QBs is always the highest comedy possible... you know other than whatever weird shit the Cowboys pull by not taking their card up in time.

And YEAH!! We are less than 12 months away from playing a SB in incredibly shitty weather!!!! FUCK YEAH, CAN'T WAIT!!