2013 NFL Playoffs

Slaythe

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I hope he wins and gets MVP simply so we can find out if Disney will let him say, "I'm going to Disney World" this time around. His last win they wouldn't allow it and Dilfer got to say it instead. Lol.
 

Disp_sl

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Don't worry bros. Pretty sure the super bowl MVP has never been on the losing team, so we won't need to worry about these questions.
 

Itlan

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I hope he wins and gets MVP simply so we can find out if Disney will let him say, "I'm going to Disney World" this time around. His last win they wouldn't allow it and Dilfer got to say it instead. Lol.
Thanks for the history lesson, bro. Cause none of us saw that Super Bowl amirite?

Unless you're speaking specifically to Cathan. If that's the case... well, carry on!
 

sebur

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I forgot which channel (I was at work) but one of those retards was saying something about Flacco saying he will be seeking a Bree's size contract. Is he out is fucking mind? What made it worse is they then proceeded to compare and say how Flacco is similiar to Bree's...at which point I left the break room.
 

Merrith

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I forgot which channel (I was at work) but one of those retards was saying something about Flacco saying he will be seeking a Bree's size contract. Is he out is fucking mind? What made it worse is they then proceeded to compare and say how Flacco is similiar to Bree's...at which point I left the break room.
Somewhere Cathan is going to read this and go bonkers
 

Bubbles

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wouldn't it be awesome if Akers kicked a winning FG on either when time expires or at OT, so we'd have the worst kicker of the season clinching the SB. Also then he could say suck it to all the Philly fans and a huge plus would be no 2nd SB for Ray Ray.
 

moontayle

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Don't worry bros. Pretty sure the super bowl MVP has never been on the losing team, so we won't need to worry about these questions.
There's been exactly one MVP from a losing team in a Super Bowl. Since you know what team I root for, I'll give you a wild guess as to which.

PS> In SB 25 Thurman Thomas outplayed every single player on the Giants and should have been the MVP but because there's some unwritten narrative that losers can't be MVP in the biggest game of the year, he got beat out by someone else.
 

edko

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I forgot which channel (I was at work) but one of those retards was saying something about Flacco saying he will be seeking a Bree's size contract. Is he out is fucking mind? What made it worse is they then proceeded to compare and say how Flacco is similiar to Bree's...at which point I left the break room.
He can ask for whatever he wants. What he will get is around 17 per, most likely.

He's younger than Brees and has more playoff success, minus a Superbowl win. That should be rectified Sunday.
 

Grimmlokk

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minus a Superbowl win. That should be rectified Sunday.
Only if Ray Lewis has been lying to us all this time and there's not actually a God.

And since it's Ray Lewis he was almost definitely lying. While snorting powdered rhino horn, impregnating hoochies, destroying evidence, and getting credited for a tackle he was 15 yards away from because he inspired it with retarded dancing.

You're the best, Grimm.
Hating is the best part of my day.
 

sebur

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He can ask for whatever he wants. What he will get is around 17 per, most likely.

He's younger than Brees and has more playoff success, minus a Superbowl win. That should be rectified Sunday.
Ya, that is why I walked out, he is nowhere near Bree's and other Elite qbs (because he isn't elite) and he won't get that much. I agree I see him somewhere in the 17/18 range.
 

Phazael

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The line is in favor of the 49ers and on paper they seem to have the edge, but these two teams are very evenly matched, which means special teams tends to decide it. The 49ers special teams have not been solid in big games, so I have a feeling that as much as I would prefer a 49ers win, the Ravens will likely win by one or two points.
 

Grimmlokk

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Hopefully Jacoby Jones knee collapses so hard that the sharp end of his shattered femur ends up pinning his own foot to the turf with the weight of his entire upper body.

And also the stupid fuck refs don't let that team of felons and muppets cheat and get practice kicks in ON THE FUCKING FIELD. Those two things should even out the Akers factor some.
 

Slaythe

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Thanks for the history lesson, bro. Cause none of us saw that Super Bowl amirite?

Unless you're speaking specifically to Cathan. If that's the case... well, carry on!
Is this factoid common day knowledge? Apologies to all if that's the case.
 

edko

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Ya, that is why I walked out, he is nowhere near Bree's and other Elite qbs (because he isn't elite) and he won't get that much. I agree I see him somewhere in the 17/18 range.
Don't misconstrue, Joe is Elite. As. Fuck.

But 20 million? Not happening.