2013 NFL Season

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Daezuel

Potato del Grande
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It's a little hard to feel bad for fans that have seen their team win two fucking Superbowls in the past 6 years.
 

opiate82

Bronze Squire
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I know how this will sound coming from me but....if you are going to count on Boldin to get opendown the fieldyou're pretty much fucked. There's a lot he does very well but getting separation on long routes isn't it. Maybe you mean short/intermediate in which case sure.
Yeah, the whole point of Boldin was to have someone who could win the battle for the ball against some of these NFC West corners. The Niners get absolutely destroyed by tough man coverage and Boldin was suppose to be the guy to help them beat that.

Crabtree/Boldin/Davis looks to be a pretty potent combo, can't double cover all three of those guys (well at least not without leaving running lanes open all over the field) but will the 49ers be in contention by the time they get all three on the field and healthy? I may be overreacting, but that offense cannot function in it's current form. And their defense is playing well enough to make up for the ineptitude of the offense, and I don't see that improving with Aldon Smith hitting rehab. Niners lose next week (which they could easily do, at St. Louis on a short week missing Vernon Davis again) and they are probably looking at a wild card at the best. And even 100% healthy I don't see them going into Seattle and winning a playoff game this year...

Only positive I've seen out of the Niners so far is that Eric Reid looks like the real deal. Hopefully the cornerstone in rebuilding that secondary in the next couple of years.
 

McCheese

SW: Sean, CW: Crone, GW: Wizardhawk
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I'm glad the 49ers are struggling. I'm so sick of seeing Kaepernick in commercials. I swear I see him more often than RG3, and I watch D.C. television channels.
 

opiate82

Bronze Squire
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I'm glad the 49ers are struggling. I'm so sick of seeing Kaepernick in commercials. I swear I see him more often than RG3, and I watch D.C. television channels.
First: Redzone, outside of the Niners I can't even watch the NFL unless it is on Redzone anymore. I don't watch the Sunday or Monday night games specifically because of the commercials.

Second: The commercials I am sick of seeing are that stupid NFL.com fantasy football one where the players all have people on their shoulders who drafted them and the VZW one where Jacoby Jones runs through the crowd. I swear they play each of those commercials EVERY SINGLE BREAK.

Also, there should be some sort of rule about how often they are allowed to go to commercial break. Drives me crazy how they do a commercial break on each side of a touch-back kickoff.
 

Merrith

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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It's a little hard to feel bad for fans that haveseentheir team win a superbowl.
It's been awhile for some of us.

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Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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last Chicago bears super bowl was so long ago that most of pictures online are in black and white
 

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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the last time our baseball team won a pennant, titanic was still being built
 

Gravy

Bronze Squire
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It's been a bit of a dry spell for the Chiefs, too. Last Superbowl appearance was 1969, and they beat the Vikings. I was 3.

Keep your heads high, Giants fans. Coming to Arrowhead next week, and for some reason Eli seems to always do well there. I loathe him.
 

Agenor

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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6,416
Brent Grimes wife showing love for her husbands former team.

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Nice to see a ton a life at the stadium yesterday, and actually filled. Feels good not being a door mat for a change.
 

Famm

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Second: The commercials I am sick of seeing are that stupid NFL.com fantasy football one where the players all have people on their shoulders who drafted them
I fucking hate that one too. Especially the last part where they are in office cubicles in the middle of a busy work day, reading off their players' stats. Seriously, some corporate office environment is open and full on Sunday afternoon?
 

Muurloen

Pronouns: zie/zhem/zer
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Oh Jacoby.

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/4239/jacoby-jones

Ravens KR Jacoby Jones reportedly suffered head injuries in a brawl aboard a party bus when a stripper struck him with a bottle late Sunday.

The bus was reportedly filled with Ravens players and at least one stripper named "Sweet Pea," who struck Jones with a "gigantic" Ace of Spades bottle. Jones was reportedly "bleeding everywhere," and an ambulance was called, though he did not have to be hospitalized. Notorious partier Bryant McKinnie was aboard the bus, but tried to break up the brawl. No arrests were made because "no one cooperated with cops." Jones is out indefinitely with a sprained MCL. Sep 23 - 1:21 PM
 

Abefroman

Naxxramas 1.0 Raider
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So when I was talking trash to a co worker on Friday about how the Browns would come out with their 3rd string QB and with no Trent Richardson and beat the Vikings he got all angry and bet me $100 on the Vikings to which I said I accepted.

I see him this morning and he says it was a joke and he wasn't serious and that he would never bet that much seriously on a Football game.

Annoyed I then told a few people in my office and now everyone who has made bets with him in the past (usually we just bet lunch) is calling on him to collect today and saying they wre done betting with him and he's no longer allowed in on office Fantasy sports or Superbowl squares. The dude is all mad at me now.

Screw that guy.
Nice job. Shame that bitch into paying or be the office welcher.