2013 NFL Season

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Urlithani

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Can't wait for tonight's game. =\

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Tenks

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Dalton wins AFC Offensive player of the month. Nice! Wasn't too long ago many people (myself included) thought if he was really the guy to get us where we need to be.
 

Urlithani

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Dolphins continuing to Dolphin:

Jonathan Martin left the team after a prank played on him in the cafeteria on Tuesday. He slammed his food tray down and left. Nobody has seen him since and he is listed as doubtful. Tyson Clabo will be starting at RT in his place. On Hard Knocks Richie Ingognito said Martin was one of the weirdest guys he's ever met...he's a 2nd year starter and it's probably a little too far to keep playing pranks this long. Definitely a lack of both coaching and player leadership to take control of situations like this by reading the temperament of the team.

A high ranking official for Miami said that the OC Mike Sherman "misses fundamental football 101 type things" when playcalling. Dissent is starting to set in with the players, and leaks have reported they are starting to question Sherman's offensive philosophy.

All aboard!
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Alex

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I think the Bengals will pull out another decisive win this week, but there is plenty of doubt in the jungle. Defensive injuries have been a bummer. Leon Hall and Taylor Mays (who's been surprisingly great this year) are out for the season. Maualuga is out tonight - another player having a career year. The Bengals have moved up two practice squad guys to fill in the LB holes. I'm worried about this secondary down the stretch. We'll likely be out two defensive linemen, but I don't find that to be as much of an issue since our badass starters are still in. All of these worries can be countered by the fact that Burfict is starting. He can easily play three LB positions simultaneously.

If the Dolphins were slightly competent on offense, I would be worried. Thankfully their O-line is in shambles and one of their best playmakers in Gibson is out. Dolphin defense will still give us some problems, but unless Dalton crashes hard, I don't see them stopping the Bengals diverse offense.
 

Urlithani

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Oh hey look, I found a GIF of the Dolphin's season.

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Bagram Air Force base earlier this year I believe. One of the straps holding down military equipment broke and the entire load shifted. It was pretty much 30 seconds of the pilots sitting there going, "There's nothing we can do to stop this, and we are all going to die."

Very fitting.
 

Sterling

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Definitely a difficult season to be a Dolphins fan. I'm sure that Tannehill will only get sacked about 6 or 7 times, so about the normal pace.
 

Disp_sl

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Aww shit bitches. Guess who's back from crashing cars, getting DUI's, being stabbed, and possessing illegal weaps? That's right:

@49ers
The #49ers have activated LB Aldon Smith from the NFI List.
 

Famm

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I have no respect for a team that harbors a violent criminal like that. Shameless.