2013 NFL Season

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Famm

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Coming back off the ledge.

I said fuck this and went to bed at midnight, had work in the morning and shit. Jacoby was actually looking serviceable over the middle to my surprise. Unfortuneately a rookie bumblefucked his trip to the sideline. I was hopeful for Ricky when Oher went out but he got fucking manhandled out there.

Essentially, same old story. Drops. No rapport with receivers. Dallas and Stokely look like they can still play but not nearly enough time to really click with Flacco like Boldin finally had done. Flacco had some good throws and some bad throws. Drops, special teams fuckups, suspect D. Same old Ravens. I do think this D has potential. I do see more slooowwwww improvement from Flacco. He used to always fuck shit up under pressure, he actually got out of the pocket and threw it away like an actual pro for a change. Those used to be far more often sacks and fumbles or ints.

It was actually a little better than the blowout last year in Houston. If you are going to get embarrased by someone, I guess it might as well be a future HoF QB arguably best of all time and one of the best slot receivers we've seen play.

Now if we look like this at home against the Browns its panic mode.

Anxiously awaiting another cold weather post-season choke display from Manning in 2014.
 

Loser Araysar

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Coming back off the ledge.

I said fuck this and went to bed at midnight, had work in the morning and shit. Jacoby was actually looking serviceable over the middle to my surprise. Unfortuneately a rookie bumblefucked his trip to the sideline. I was hopeful for Ricky when Oher went out but he got fucking manhandled out there.

Essentially, same old story. Drops. No rapport with receivers. Dallas and Stokely look like they can still play but not nearly enough time to really click with Flacco like Boldin finally had done. Flacco had some good throws and some bad throws. Drops, special teams fuckups, suspect D. Same old Ravens. I do think this D has potential. I do see more slooowwwww improvement from Flacco. He used to always fuck shit up under pressure, he actually got out of the pocket and threw it away like an actual pro for a change. Those used to be far more often sacks and fumbles or ints.

It was actually a little better than the blowout last year in Houston. If you are going to get embarrased by someone, I guess it might as well be a future HoF QB arguably best of all time and one of the best slot receivers we've seen play.

Now if we look like this at home against the Browns its panic mode.

Anxiously awaiting another cold weather post-season choke display from Manning in 2014.
You sound upset.
 

Tea_sl

shitlord
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Uhh, don't taunt him just yet. The Bears have really good match-ups against the Bengals, especially with their starting LT out.
 

Alex

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I think the Bengals D will be too much for the Bears to handle. We'll see if the Bengals offense shows up to take advantage. This could be one of those terrible 17-10 losses.
 

Loser Araysar

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I think the Bengals D will be too much for the Bears to handle. We'll see if the Bengals offense shows up to take advantage. This could be one of those terrible 17-10 losses.
I think its time someone had a heart to heart with you. The Bengals fucking suck. I know you get your hopes every year as they barely squeeze themselves into a wildcard spot only to be knocked out every time. BUT your defense is still worse than the Bears who were ranked 5th in NFL last year and have only gotten better, and your offense is worse than the Bears, as hard as that is to believe.

Your team is a piece shit, has always been a piece of shit and will be a piece of shit for the foreseeable future. You've never won a super bowl, never even been to one and the last time to even get to the AFCCG was when the Berlin Wall was still up.

You are a pit of despair. You regularly constitute half of the police blotter in The Cincinnati Enquirer. You have no legacy, no history, no victories, no accomplishments, nothing. You are the epitome of shit. The only reason that you are even in the NFL is to make sure that we have an even number of teams.

You have less than zero chance on Sunday. If I were you, i wouldnt even get on the plane unless your sole intent is to fly it into the Browns stadium and rid your worthless state of 2 perennial losers.
 

opiate82

Bronze Squire
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You've never won a super bowl,never even been to oneand the last time to even get to the AFCCG was when the Berlin Wall was still up.
Sure about that boss?
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Gravy

Bronze Squire
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My bro-in-law is such a balls-deep Bears fan, I'd love to see the Bengals work 'em over. Not that I don't like my BIL, but damn he's over the top.

My personal feeling is that game is a toss-up, with Bears having home field advantage. And Cutler might accidentally.