2016 Oscars

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Tanoomba

ジョーディーすれいやー
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Would it have been acceptable to choose a black actor and cover his face with white makeup? Seems kinda counterproductive.
 

Abefroman

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Would it have been acceptable to choose a black actor and cover his face with white makeup? Seems kinda counterproductive.
It would have looked fucking stupid.

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Cantatus

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Too bad they didn't make the biopic a few years ago. The kid from Nip/Tuck was born to play this role.

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Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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The most amazing thing about Spotlight is that they turned Mark Ruffalo into a 15 year old boy
 

khorum

Murder Apologist
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You don't get to nominate your special Bisi cut tho.

If the Danish Girl was just 50 minutes of Alicia Vikander's ass and titties with all of Eddie's dickchopper scenes cut out, it would be give Fury Road a run for its money.
 

Ossoi

Potato del Grande
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I was thinking about the diversity debate some more and I realised it's like this. Female actors complain about how the good parts dry up as they age, after all, why cast a 45-50 year old woman to play the love interest to a similar aged male lead when you can just cast a younger, hotter actress.

It's the same with black actors - the only reason to cast a black actor ahead of a white actor is if the part specifically requires it
 

Chanur

Shit Posting Professional
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It's almost like the studios are pandering to their demographics...
 

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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I've literally never seen a movie because "it has the hot chick in it".

I rarely follow actors, either. Just directors and writers.

Hipster as fuck?
 

Palum

what Suineg set it to
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Will there be pre 2015 Oscars (you only won cause u white) and post 2015 Oscars (you only won cause u not white)? Which will be more prestigious? Will DiCaprio win either?
 

Xeldar

Silver Squire
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Dicaprio could make it 10/10 if he shows up in blackface. That'd make me watch the Oscars.
 

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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I read that as Richard Simmons when I first opened it and while this is definitely funny, the Richard Simmons awards would be funnier.
 

Adebisi

Clump of Cells
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Just watched Brooklyn.

Good movie. Not movie of the year good, but still good.
 

Fadaar

That guy
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Bridge of Spies is up for best picture? I found it to be pretty mediocre myself. I'm probably completely wrong but it felt like they left out things or bent facts to make the narrative fit the story they wanted. I liked it, just doesn't seem like a best movie of the year nominee.