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Tarisk vs. Vanessa - Tarisk is kind of an asshat, but how did he manage to get this far? Macho Ma'am takes this one easily.
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi -
Gavinmad
isn't really much of an asshat at all, it was only a joke nom. I had no idea you would make it this far, and I honestly thought I would advance here not you. If it's any consolation, you're now about to be squished by the Godzilla of asshats.
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - Only because Sanrith wants it too bad. On pure behavior outside of the Stonkhouse, he's earned it. You can't appear to want it though, it gives away the game. Maybe next year!
Xequecal vs. Foler - In a perhaps stunning upset, Foler takes this IMO. Plus, Foler will HATE having to wear this avatar for the allotted time. Such blows to a foolish faux-narcissist's ego are hard to bear and watching him squirm under the weight of this 'victory' will be /chef's kiss. Whereas Xeq would go on like nothing happened, just like in years past.
If Foler actually had a Pista, someone ninja-ing into his estate(trailerpark) and guerilla slapping an FoH Asshat bumper sticker on his Pista('12 Prius) and then posting the pic to Screenshots would win the internet. It's head canon like this that makes Foler the Asshat we deserve!
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi -
Gavinmad
isn't really much of an asshat at all, it was only a joke nom. I had no idea you would make it this far, and I honestly thought I would advance here not you. If it's any consolation, you're now about to be squished by the Godzilla of asshats.Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - Only because Sanrith wants it too bad. On pure behavior outside of the Stonkhouse, he's earned it. You can't appear to want it though, it gives away the game. Maybe next year!
Xequecal vs. Foler - In a perhaps stunning upset, Foler takes this IMO. Plus, Foler will HATE having to wear this avatar for the allotted time. Such blows to a foolish faux-narcissist's ego are hard to bear and watching him squirm under the weight of this 'victory' will be /chef's kiss. Whereas Xeq would go on like nothing happened, just like in years past.
If Foler actually had a Pista, someone ninja-ing into his estate(trailerpark) and guerilla slapping an FoH Asshat bumper sticker on his Pista('12 Prius) and then posting the pic to Screenshots would win the internet. It's head canon like this that makes Foler the Asshat we deserve!
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