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So you are the Marty Schottenheimer of Asshats.I skate through every year until I get paired against one of the eventual finalists.
lurkingdirk here is my official mail-in ballot. Accept it or not. As the FOH asshat election chief it is your call to make.
The Hateful Eight:
Tarisk vs. Vanessa – Not sure whomever the fuck Tarisk is to have gotten this far but his run ends here.
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi – Sucks off doggie dicks. ‘Nuf said.
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes – The main reason Mud has any chance at all is because 99% of the members here are such thin-skinned pussies that getting a neg causes them actual physical pain. These pussies, like liberals, shouldn’t be allowed the right to vote.
Xequecal vs. Foler – Fuck a duck. Xeq is… Xeq. No denying his magnificence. The only downside to Xeq is that he only shits up /pol and associated threads. If you ignore /general you might not know who he is. Folger on the other hand is second only to Vanessa for sheer proliferation of shit board-wide. I’m going with quantity over quality this round.
Xeq is the only one who wore the butt-hat all year, the avatar only goes for a month and then you can take it off if you want to.Tarisk vs. Vanessa - easy, and I know deep down it will bother him if he wins
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - I like Gavin, and I know deep down it will bother Ossoi if he wins. Which he likely will.
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - prior to this month, I never would have considered Sanrith an asshat. Now, he's way way up there...but he's doing it on purpose for some unknown retarded reason. Even if he's also doing it on purpose, Mudbutt has been playing slow and steady for years, and it is finally time to recognize that dedication. He won't win, but finalist is still pretty good.
Xequecal vs. Foler - I know deep down it would bother Foler if he won, but he'd play it off all year like he loves it, and I'm not sure I want to watch that. As stated earlier, Xeq will just carry on as normal, and honestly I respect that. However, I hope he finally loses this year to Ossoi, because that's a level of degeneracy that needs to be immortalized.
How did 2 reaction bots make it this far? Shits weak
Xeq is the only one who wore the butt-hat all year, the avatar only goes for a month and then you can take it off if you want to.
too meanSo you are the Marty Schottenheimer of Asshats.
Probably still earning it as well.Because we have a bunch if easily triggered autists on this board. Fucking pussies.
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Brando still has his on.
Tarisk vs. Vanessa
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi
Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes
Xequecal vs. Foler
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi I want someone to shop a gimp mask on the asshat
Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - How the fuck has gavin made it this far?