2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Jozu

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No it's the lasik surgery. Cmon guys get with it! Real Jamies Winston fans know what's up.

He was stifled by bad eyesight, but now? MVP watch.
 
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relax people, it was like 1 quarter in a pre-season game against backup d at best. I can't wait for the saints to suck rhino balls this season
 
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Jozu said:
No it's the lasik surgery. Cmon guys get with it! Real Jamies Winston fans know what's up.

He was stifled by bad eyesight, but now? MVP watch.
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I agree. He’s what Kaepernick would have been if the NFL wasn’t so racist. Tom Brady, are you ready for all your records to be broken? Winston is now the 60 million dollar man updated for modern America. Lee Majors, sit your old, dead ass down.
 
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Bubbles said:
relax people, it was like 1 quarter in a pre-season game against backup d at best. I can't wait for the saints to suck rhino balls this season
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What? No way. Pre season always tells us how the season will be. Hello? Do you even football?
 
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zzeris said:
I agree. He’s what Kaepernick would have been if the NFL wasn’t so racist. Tom Brady, are you ready for all your records to be broken? Winston is now the 60 million dollar man updated for modern America. Lee Majors, sit your old, dead ass down.
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If all those 30 interceptions he threw 2 years ago had been completions instead he might have broken the 16 game yards record
 
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Not that he had a long career, but it's amusing Winston managed to match Kaepernick's career interception total in 1 season
 
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Etienne with the Lisfranc, now Lions not sure if Swift will be ready for week 1. RB's just dropping like flies.
 
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Started a season in Madden 22.

My 2nd game with Niners was against the Eagles.

It showed my upcoming game-plan and it featured a tan skinned man with a gonzo nose and giant fro.

They really had Kaepernick as the starting QB for the Eagles in the franchise season mode (CPU). Like lol, what the fuck? They must have put code in that made the computer pick him up and sign him when the season starts. I dont think Hurts was hurt.

What a bunch of faggots. His overall score is 81 and he is still terrible even in the game. Does nothing but be annoying and throw checkdowns and quick slants. I picked him off twice one pick 6.... he finished with 131 passing yards and 2 ints.

Game is pretty realistic Ill give it that.
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Every Madden Franchise I start that has Kaepernick in it, I edit him to a punter before the first preseason game. That way his Overall rating is more accurate (23) and no one signs him, ever.
 
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Sounds like Cam is gonna COVID himself out of the starting job
 
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I always had a feeling Jamarr Chase was a faggot.

He sat out his last collegiate season because covid and black and brown bodies matter, was a S tier flex artist in college making himself look like a bonafide jogger. Now he has fully evolved into a jogger shitbag athlete by beating his pregnant bitch.
 
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Cincy going to end up regretting not taking Sewell over Chase when they already had Higgins and Boyd at WR.
 
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You know how I know Sewell is overrated? He was drafted by the lions.
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That doesn't mean he is overrated, just that his career will likely end up wasted. Was smart pick by them, but he fell into their laps.
 
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