2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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Ruh Roh Cam!
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Your post reminded me of how much preseason sucks:

Fans: "did you see how great QB X looked in joint practices? Hes gonna be so good this year! We should definitely make the playoffs!"

The same fans: "well yeah of course QB Y looked good in joint practice, it's only preseason so it's not like the defenses are really trying! I guess you guys might make the wildcard if you're lucky..."

I might regret it but I would rather play Mac Jones week 1 than Cam. Mac might have more natural talent but he's still a rookie and has a lot to learn.
 
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Oh no, not basically a 5th round pick!! We're so fucked! Akers injury really fucking sucks.
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I apologize sir but we have shattered the Rams and exposed your weakness to the league.



You see, Aaron Donald is so powerful his talent radiates a field that effects the rest of his team. The only way to contain this power is to surround him with 4 Offensive Linemen from the opposing team at all times. What's not shown in this picture is that we dressed up 4 O-Linemen from Miami's practice squad as security guards and had them hang around the Rams' bench, getting as close to Aaron Donald without arousing suspicion, and containing his energy throughout the whole game.

The rest of the league knows this now. I apologize once again, but I wanted to let you know before you got your hopes up too much.
 
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I mean I wasn't saying any of them were going to actually get sick. But with the way NFL protocols work, teams could have players miss lots of time. It's pretty dumb all around to be honest.
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What are the protocols? I thought last year it just took like a couple days of negative tests to get back in.
 
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Unvaccinated players will be at very real risk of being scratched on game day

Last year, the logistics of COVID testing made it highly unlikely that a player would become unavailable to play on the day of a game, even if a sample collected before kickoff ultimately was determined to be positive for the virus.
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In what becomes yet another reason for remaining unvaccinated players to get the shot(s), only unvaccinated players will be required to submit to game day testing. Thus, only unvaccinated players can be scratched on the day of the game due to a positive test result.
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This goes over game day unvaccinated player protocol, quoted the big reason to get the vaccine as a player.
 
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Lol he wishes he had these stats. This was on my sons first season play through.
 
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Ameraves

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Hoss said:
What are the protocols? I thought last year it just took like a couple days of negative tests to get back in.
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jooka said:
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Unvaccinated players will be at very real risk of being scratched on game day

Last year, the logistics of COVID testing made it highly unlikely that a player would become unavailable to play on the day of a game, even if a sample collected before kickoff ultimately was determined to be positive for the virus.
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This goes over game day unvaccinated player protocol, quoted the big reason to get the vaccine as a player.
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And none of it makes any fucking sense, as Cole Beasley points out.

 
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Goddam that rustles my jimmies. I'm dealing with the same sort of shit at work. These idiots are acting like they don't understand how vaccines work, but in reality they're just trying to coerce everyone into getting it.
 
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Ameraves said:
And none of it makes any fucking sense, as Cole Beasley points out.

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Sean McDermott frustrated by Bills' low vaccination rate

Bills receivers Isaiah McKenzie and Cole Beasley were fined $14,650 each for violating the league's mask policy for unvaccinated players.
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Bills receivers Isaiah McKenzie and Cole Beasley were fined $14,650 each for violating the league’s mask policy for unvaccinated players. Beasley’s violation was caught on video Tuesday, while McKenzie was seen in person twice without a mask when NFL officials were at the team facility giving a presentation on COVID-19 rules. McKenzie previously received a warning.
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kinda surprised they haven't made an "excuse" to boot his ass
 
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Lol so I guess Kaepernick gets signed by Eagles in every franchise run. Pathetic.

edit: LOL Kap is leading the league in passing yards and td passes in my franchise season....

So not only did EA put him in the game, but they coded him to be instantly signed, started as QB 1 and is catapulted to the best QB in the entire league.

LMAO.
 
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Jozu said:
Lol so I guess Kaepernick gets signed by Eagles in every franchise run. Pathetic.

edit: LOL Kap is leading the league in passing yards and td passes in my franchise season....

So not only did EA put him in the game, but they coded him to be instantly signed, started as QB 1 and is catapulted to the best QB in the entire league.

LMAO.
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No, that's just the shitty code in a shitty game. I had a suspicion that stats really didn't matter at all for simulation so one time I made my quarterback have 1 in all stats and I simmed 10 seasons. He had a few poor seasons but he had two MVP seasons that were similar to the one you posted. Madden sucks.
 
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Jozu said:
Lol so I guess Kaepernick gets signed by Eagles in every franchise run. Pathetic.

edit: LOL Kap is leading the league in passing yards and td passes in my franchise season....

So not only did EA put him in the game, but they coded him to be instantly signed, started as QB 1 and is catapulted to the best QB in the entire league.

LMAO.
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So sad.
 
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So sad.
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You could make any qb with the same stats and get a stimulated season like that. EA is lazy and knows their game sucks. I guarantee they didn't do anything special aside from these unrealistic ratings.
 
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You could make any qb with the same stats and get a stimulated season like that. EA is lazy and knows their game sucks. I guarantee they didn't do anything special aside from these unrealistic ratings.
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This is just like how Vick would lead leagues in passing in past game versions when he only topped 3,000 yards passing in a season twice.
 
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For some reason the qb ai is fucking retarded and broken, they literally throw a quick slant or post in EVERY time. No long throws, no PA no nothing, just slant slant slant. I pick off 3 balls per game.

Game blows. It is fun trucking olinemen with Bosa though lol. I abused Kyler Murray and it was hilarious. But sadly the rest is dog water.
 
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If Winston has REALLY improved...Lasik would be silly not to try and get some endorsement commercials with him!
 
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lol Haskins saying that Washington Redskins Football Team didnt help him on Sundays by providing a game plan or scouting report. But the Steelers do so he is thankful.

LOL.
 
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