2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

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jooka

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If it indeed turns into a criminal case, I don't see how a team could possible even think of trading for him till it is resolved. He'll end up on the commissioners list and not playing until it is resolved. Think he would also get payed until then as well, while maybe not getting to keep it if guilty or whatever, not totally sure how that works.
 

jooka

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He's still likely to get put on to the commissioners list regardless of a criminal case, the case just guarantees it.
 

Merrith

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Honestly the legal shit is more fun than the trade speculation. How many more will come out of the woodwork?
 

Regime

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Soap Opera plot twist: Thr next accuser will be male!!!
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Nester

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Slow day,.

Here is a fun stat

Per the website Over The Cap, here are the five teams that spent the most in free agency from 2017-20, with the composite spending and their regular-season records over the period:

  1. Jacksonville, $494.1 million, 22-42.
  2. N.Y. Jets, $463.0 million, 18-46.
  3. Buffalo, $457.1 million, 38-26.
  4. Detroit, $444.7 million, 23-41.
  5. Cleveland, $436.2 million, 24-39-1.

Only one team with a winning record. No one else even close.

What a smart team
 
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Fight

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Hah!

Things they have in common: Terrible team-culture, revolving door of coaches, and brain-dead ownership. Lot of 1-year deals trying to plug holes when their ship already snapped in half.
 

Merrith

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I remember a lot of WFT complaining about us waiting for bargain guys in free agency last year, but this list was very productive for us for very cheap overall:

Logan Thomas (TE) - $2.5M
JD McKissic (RB) - $1.6M
Cornelius Lucas (OT) - $1.7M
Ronald Darby (CB) - $3M
Kevin Pierre-Louis (LB) - $3M
Wes Schweitzer (G) - $2.5M
Kendall Fuller (CB) - $4.1M

Total Cost - $18.4M
 
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Zajeer

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You simply can’t build a team fully through the draft and retaining your own players - you have to be somewhat competitive in FA too. The problem with those teams isn’t that they spent too much - it’s that they drafted poorly
 
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Alex

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This account is a little too detailed to seem made up. The number of accusations already had me in the camp that Watson is a fucking perv. But holy shit, he's a real piece of shit by this account.

"Plaintiff told Watson that his behavior the last time was inappropriate. Plaintiff recalls that Watson apologized and told her something to the effect that he had never been rejected by a woman before.

Plaintiff informed Watson that she was a lesbian, so she was not interested in him and Watson agreed not to be inappropriate again. Plaintiff proceeded to give Watson the massage. Watson told Plaintiff that he only wanted his lower body massaged, so Plaintiff started off massaging the back of Watson’s quads.

Watson insisted that he wanted Plaintiff to “go higher,” closer to his butt cheeks. Plaintiff went higher, but Watson was still not satisfied, and insisted that Plaintiff come even higher Plaintiff was confused and did not understand. Plaintiff assumed that Watson wanted his back massaged, so she proceeded to massage his back.

Watson then grabbed Plaintiff’s hands and placed them on his buttocks and moved them around in a circular motion. Watson asked Plaintiff to use more oil and he then put Plaintiff’s hands inside his anus. Plaintiff was shocked and confused. Watson told Plaintiff “I can tell you are a lesbian because you are so good with your hands.”

Plaintiff became irritated and uncomfortable, but she did not want to get in trouble with her manager. Plaintiff told Watson to lay on his back, and that was when Watson became even more aggressive, and started commenting on Plaintiff’s body. Watson then pulled Plaintiff towards him and told her “I want to cum,” Plaintiff was confused and told Watson that she does not perform those kinds of services.

Watson responded saying that he receives that kind of treatment at the spas that at where he usually gets his massages. Watson said the other therapists make him “cum.” Watson continued harassing Plaintiff and asked her to kiss him and suck on his chest.

Watson asked if Plaintiff was really a lesbian, Plaintiff ignored his advances and told him to stop acting like a pervert. At this point, Plaintiff was embarrassed and humiliated, but she did not want to lose her job. Plaintiff just wanted Watson to leave, but she was scared.

She continued massaging his chest, Watson then exposed himself and told Plaintiff to massage his penis area. Plaintiff declined and covered his penis. Watson asked why Plaintiff did not want to touch his penis. He then asked her to perform oral sex on him and to pretend that he was a woman, since she had never been with a man before.

Watson became even more aggressive and forced Plaintiff’s mouth onto his penis. Watson told her “there is a first time for everything.” Plaintiff was so scared and distraught, she was sweating and nervous. She was alone at the spa and feared scared for her life. Watson then proceeded to wrap his legs around Plaintiff’s neck and told her to kiss him and to spit on his penis.

Plaintiff declined and he released her head. Watson went even further and began masturbating in front of Plaintiff and he ejaculated shortly after. Plaintiff was humiliated and horrified. The NFL is notorious for a culture that fosters sexual harassment and sexual assault."
 
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jooka

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Gonna be interesting to see how this falls out. Not sure his lawyer can or do anything that will change without letting this play out and get complete dismissals and even then he is likely still somewhat fucked
 

LiquidDeath

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This account is a little too detailed to seem made up. The number of accusations already had me in the camp that Watson is a fucking perv. But holy shit, he's a real piece of shit by this account.
Is that from the actual lawsuit? If so, I'm embarrassed for whoever wrote it since they have garbage grammer.

Also, is specificity the new standard for believing an allegation with no corroborating evidence? Not that I think the allegations are false, but a made up story with lots of details is still made up.
 
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Ameraves

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This account is a little too detailed to seem made up. The number of accusations already had me in the camp that Watson is a fucking perv. But holy shit, he's a real piece of shit by this account.
That story seems pretty far fetched. I mean, the audacity to try and pull off something like that. I won't pick a side here, cause if it is true holy shit what a sleaze he is. But that is quite the story.
 
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Gavinmad

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That story seems pretty far fetched. I mean, the audacity to try and pull off something like that. I won't pick a side here, cause if it is true holy shit what a sleaze he is. But that is quite the story.
You really think it's strange that a dude who was raised without a father and is used to getting everything he wants would behave that way?
 
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Ameraves

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You really think it's strange that a dude who was raised without a father and is used to getting everything he wants would behave that way?
I guess not? I mean, the audacity to have that much of an ego. Seems like a serious piece of shit if so.