Merrith
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2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo
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LiquidDeath
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Who the fuck gets their abdomen massaged? I've been to at least multiple dozens if not close to a hundred professional massages in my life and not a single time has a face up massage moved above my thighs or below my pecs.
What professional masseuse just accepts that as part of a massage request? That should have been the first signal to nope on out of that massage.
What professional masseuse just accepts that as part of a massage request? That should have been the first signal to nope on out of that massage.
Hoss
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This watson shit is getting bad. I'm going to laugh when it comes out that the Texans were sitting on all of it and released it on purpose for "reasons" only to fuck themselves out of any trade value.
Anybody remember in Major League when the team owner was trying to lose on purpose? That's how the Texans are acting.
Anybody remember in Major League when the team owner was trying to lose on purpose? That's how the Texans are acting.
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Merrith
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Gavinmad
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Roethlisberger lost 4 games over a single vague accusation. Watson is probably missing multiple years, if he ever plays again at all.
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Ameraves
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This is probably accurate. I could maybe see guard as that is a need as well, but doubtful they reach for that in the 2nd.
Do you not remember Brady, Peterson, and as Gavin said above, Roethlisberger? NFL will absolutely shit on them if they feel it damages their brand.
DickTrickle
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Gavinmad
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That's what happened to the first accusation.
Second one is a lot more questionable and where he got the nickname.
On March 5, 2010 Roethlisberger was investigated for his alleged sexual assault inside a women’s restroom of the Capital City Nightclub in Miledgeville, Georgia. The accuser, a then 20 year-old college student at Georgia College & State University, who had been hanging out with the quarterback for the majority of that evening. The young girl was taken to the hospital night after sustaining injuries to her face, head and neck. Roethlisberger, who spoke with police on the scene, stated that he did have contact with the girl that was not “consummated” but he did not physically harm her—the quarterback claimed that the accuser slipped and injured her head. When the accuser was treated for her injuries, an emergency-room doctor noted that a “superficial laceration and bruising and slight bleeding the genital area” was present—a rape kit was collected but no semen was recovered to create a profile or establish that a rape had taken place.
During interviews with the police on the night of the incident, the young girl alleged that the quarterback, after accepting an invite to join him in the V.I.P area of the club, encouraged her and her friends to drink an obscene amount of alcohol. When the girl became significantly inebriated, she claimed that the quarterback led her to the bathroom where he exposed himself. The girl claimed that Roethlisberger then had sex with her; at this time, the young girl’s friends reportedly tried to intervene, only to be thwarted by Roethlisberger’s bodyguards. On April 12, 2010, district attorney Fred Bright held a press conference to announce that the quarterback would not be charged in the incident due to a lack of evidence. Although Big ben avoided a trial and a subsequent prison sentence, a number of his sponsors terminated business deals and the league suspended the quarterback for the first four games of the 2010 season.
During interviews with the police on the night of the incident, the young girl alleged that the quarterback, after accepting an invite to join him in the V.I.P area of the club, encouraged her and her friends to drink an obscene amount of alcohol. When the girl became significantly inebriated, she claimed that the quarterback led her to the bathroom where he exposed himself. The girl claimed that Roethlisberger then had sex with her; at this time, the young girl’s friends reportedly tried to intervene, only to be thwarted by Roethlisberger’s bodyguards. On April 12, 2010, district attorney Fred Bright held a press conference to announce that the quarterback would not be charged in the incident due to a lack of evidence. Although Big ben avoided a trial and a subsequent prison sentence, a number of his sponsors terminated business deals and the league suspended the quarterback for the first four games of the 2010 season.
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Kirun
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And to think they had the lead in most of that game too. That '17 Jaguars team reminds me a lot of the '11 49ers. Crazy good defense that had a shitload of takeaways keeping them in games and giving their offense short fields.
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Merrith
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Honestly...the Tampa defense (while very good all year, especially against the run), kinda fits this description in the playoffs this past year with the amount of turnovers they forced in big moments.
Muurloen
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As a lifelong 49ers fan I think they will go for an edge rusher type of player to as insurance for Bosa.
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Jozu
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The 49ers are interested in additional DL depth, but they did just draft Javon Kinlaw. They already have bolstered a Bosa-less defensive line. So if he comes back healthy for the start of 2021, the 49ers would have;
Armstead - Kinlaw - D.J. Jones- Bosa as defensive line starters.
They would rotate in Ebukam and Dee Ford if he can play. They would like to add at least one more D linemen through the draft or free agency, but they still also have Zach kerr, Kevin Givens, Street, etc, so they might not take yet another D line talent with their second pick.
More likely they draft a DB. Im almost positive they do.
edit: Imagine if the stars had aligned for the 49ers last year, instead of being devastated by injuries. They would have rolled out;
Bosa - Armstead - Kinlaw - Ford
And to think the year before that they had an All Pro in Deforest Buckner.....
Armstead - Kinlaw - D.J. Jones- Bosa as defensive line starters.
They would rotate in Ebukam and Dee Ford if he can play. They would like to add at least one more D linemen through the draft or free agency, but they still also have Zach kerr, Kevin Givens, Street, etc, so they might not take yet another D line talent with their second pick.
More likely they draft a DB. Im almost positive they do.
edit: Imagine if the stars had aligned for the 49ers last year, instead of being devastated by injuries. They would have rolled out;
Bosa - Armstead - Kinlaw - Ford
And to think the year before that they had an All Pro in Deforest Buckner.....
jooka
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Teams can start offseason programs on April 19; No word on in-person work
The NFL has informed teams when they can begin their offseason programs, but some significant details remain up in the air.
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Will be interesting to see what the NFL does with Watson, can't imagine they don't put him on the commissioners list.
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Fadaar
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Teams can start offseason programs on April 19; No word on in-person work
The NFL has informed teams when they can begin their offseason programs, but some significant details remain up in the air.
Will be interesting to see what the NFL does with Watson, can't imagine they don't put him on the commissioners list.
I can't wait til he gets suspended for the year and then comes back to start again. The Kaepernick dick riders will blow a fucking gasket.
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Nester
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Merrith
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its been know for a while
don’t worry, feels like a week to rest our starters for KC
Ouch. Better hope what our D line did to Burrow doesn't happen to Allen.
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