2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

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Jozu

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Oh...lol well no technically we didnt know he was dead right away haha.

It sounded pretty loud though.


And it looks like he was pronounced dead at the hospital after all. Was a fucked up night thats for sure. It was exactly 12 years ago too wow.
 
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Daezuel

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Oh...lol well no technically we didnt know he was dead right away haha.

It sounded pretty loud though.


And it looks like he wad pronounced dead at the hospital after all. Was a fucked up night thats for sure. It was exactly 12 years ago too wow.
Haha you didn't even know your friend was dead and you sat there and didn't check lol good one!!

Also lol!
 
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Jozu

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His body was a ways down the highway and was hit by another car after being hit initially. And we were all pretty drunk.

Fucking around on a highway is bad for your health. ESPN is sad. They released an article yesterday talking about Haskins' lost potential after his tragic passing. lol. 6 months ago they were running stories about how he was immature and wasnt working hard enough.
 

Gavinmad

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I'm trying to imagine dying in a heap on the interstate while my human trash 'buddies' don't even get out of the car to check on me.
 
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Kirun

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Looking Pierce Brosnan GIF by James Bond 007
 
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Ambiturner

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I'm trying to imagine dying in a heap on the interstate while my human trash 'buddies' don't even get out of the car to check on me.

Now imagine all your 'buddies' are also stains on the interstate because they followed your idiotic example of what not to do
 
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Penance

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I'd say it's the equivalent of dumping the overdosing junkie bitch in front of a hospital but it's way worse lol.

Just sittin in the car. Jesus were you tripping on mushrooms or something?
 

Gavinmad

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Now imagine all your 'buddies' are also stains on the interstate because they followed your idiotic example of what not to do
Look you unbelievable prick, I'm busy trying to bust Jozu's balls here so why don't you fuck ALL the way off. Then fuck off some more after that.
 
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Urlithani

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Take it easy on Jozu. He was in that state of inebriation where everything, for a fleeting moment, makes sense with crystal clarity.
calculating the hangover GIF
 
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Jozu

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911 operator told us to stay in the car for our own safety.

And lol yea im kind of fucked up. I like to say im like a savant.
 

Ameraves

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Let's get back to football instead of Jozu's fucked up mental state.
Doesn't matter when you have a young guy that can do the things he does. 49ers definitely don't sniff the playoffs without him, much less a couple plays from another SB appearance.

Give him his fuckin' money or someone else will.
I agree, they need to pay him. I was just pointing out that if he is asking for top of the market money, he is comparing himself to receivers who have consistently produced over the last several years, and most are on their 3rd contract. I think the Diggs contract would be more palatable than the Adams or Hill contracts. I get why 49ers brass would be hesitant to pay that much, and I really hope this is still just more speculation. But it sounds like things may be getting worse in the contract talks.

 
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