2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

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1987

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We were all pretty drunk, not the fucking guy who hit him. He was trying to see what was up with flat tire and someone clipped him. It wasnt because of anyone being drunk, it was just unfortunate. I mentioned being drunk as I didnt want to chance getting out of the car while I was hammered.

Didnt you say you were from Fall RIver?
I'm from Maine.
 

Fadaar

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If the dick is no longer attached to the person, how do you know it was a male penis??

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Jozu

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lol you guys.

What the fuck was anyone going to do if they did get out of the car? Give him cpr? In the middle of the highway? All you can do at that point is wait for emergency services you fucking morons.

lol at Odel Beckham trying to say that him tearing his ACL in the superbowl was actually a stroke of good luck as the last time he tore that same ACL the subsequent surgery didnt "go well" so his knee was still compromised and him injuring it again gives him the opportunity to REALLY fix it this time. LOL.

Who was the doctor that performed the first surgery you ask? Only Dr. James Andrews, the most prolific, and prestigious sports surgeon in the history of mankind. Ian Rappaport is a faggot for being the one to "leak" that story for his camp. Beckham is a gigantic pussy.
 
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BrutulTM

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lol at Odel Beckham trying to say that him tearing his ACL in the superbowl was actually a stroke of good luck as the last time he tore that same ACL the subsequent surgery didnt "go well" so his knee was still compromised and him injuring it again gives him the opportunity to REALLY fix it this time. LOL.
I had a knee that had bothered me since I was a kid and when I was about 35 I had a 4-wheeler wreck where I injured it again. Didn't tear anything but I strained both my ACL and MCL and did a couple other things to it. Didn't have surgery on it but somehow when it healed up it was better than it had been in 15 years. Strange how things work sometimes.
 
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jooka

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With the Watson deal done and his agent saying his last offer has been pulled, fireworks incoming indeed
 

jooka

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Lamar thing is just weird. Hard to even begin to understand what’s going on there. Listened to a Rich Eisen thing a few weeks ago about Lamar and it’s just puzzling and confusing
 

Animosity

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Lamar thing is just weird. Hard to even begin to understand what’s going on there. Listened to a Rich Eisen thing a few weeks ago about Lamar and it’s just puzzling and confusing
Its surprisingly been the quietest story of the offseason. Ive barely heard anything about it.
 

imready2go

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Lamar is negotiating for himself, though I'm sure he's getting advice from others. The team has publicly said they've contacted Lamar multiple times about getting a contract together but he keeps putting it off. General thought now is, rather than sign a big contract before this season he's going to risk seeing how this season goes and if he makes the playoffs he's going for broke on a new contract. Something to make Watson's look puny by comparison.
 

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Lamar is negotiating for himself, though I'm sure he's getting advice from others. The team has publicly said they've contacted Lamar multiple times about getting a contract together but he keeps putting it off. General thought now is, rather than sign a big contract before this season he's going to risk seeing how this season goes and if he makes the playoffs he's going for broke on a new contract. Something to make Watson's look puny by comparison.
Betting on yourself as a QB when the rules specifically are designed to keep you uninjured and playing isn't a bad idea.
 
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jooka

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That all sounds great except from what information can be gathered about it, the ravens are already willing to do that. There was a part of the Rich Eisen thing that came up that could be true or not but they were saying Lamar himself doesn't feel like he has earned that or any contract yet. Which in one way is sorta refreshing to hear compared to these other guys like Kyler but you can't help but think fuuuuuuck if he gets hurt.
 
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Gavinmad

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Lamar himself doesn't feel like he has earned that or any contract yet
lmao we're talking about the same weak motherfucker who faked a concussion to get out of that playoff game against the Bills and has looked progressively worse every year since that initial MVP season right? I guarantee he thinks he's worth more than Mahomes.
 
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jooka

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Like I said earlier, it's weird and confusing when it comes to Lamar.
 

Animosity

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I could see this going the Kirk Cousins route. Ravens just tag him for 2 years and let him walk. Draft a QB this year or next and groom him.
 

jooka

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him being in the vehicle doesn't sound like that will go well for him