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Apparently he was attempting to cross Interstate 595. WTF...

Police say Haskins was attempting to cross Interstate 595 in Fort Lauderdale around 6.30am Saturday when the truck struck him.
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Brahma

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Dude got hit by a dump truck. Fuck
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NO fuckin sympathy here.

I will never get out of my car on the highway. Fuck that. I will wait for AAA for weeks if I need to!

You don't fix flats on a highway. Fuck that.

YOU SURE AS FUCKIN HELL DO NOT CROSS A HIGHWAYS ON FOOT!

Darwinism as work here folks.
 
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From what I've read, he wasn't in a vehicle and got out or anything tho which is a weird place to end up. Maybe took a wrong turn and couldn't get where he was thinking he could get and decided to cross instead of going back or something
 
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aerial view of where he died just to reinforce how fucking stupid he was.


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Jozu

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My buddy Andre died when we were on our way back from a night out. He got out to try and change flat tire after we had to pull over on highway. He got clipped and was dead on scene. I didnt get out of the car until the cops came after.

This situation is just...bizarre. Karma is a bad bad bitch.
 
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Where I live drunks gut hit all the time and it's not even close to that wide
 
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Jozu said:
My buddy Andre died when we were on our way back from a night out. He got out to try and change flat tire after we had to pull over on highway. He got clipped and was dead on scene. I didnt get out of the car until the cops came after.

This situation is just...bizarre. Karma is a bad bad bitch.
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So uh, how did you know he was dead?
 
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Brahma said:
NO fuckin sympathy here.

I will never get out of my car on the highway. Fuck that. I will wait for AAA for weeks if I need to!

You don't fix flats on a highway. Fuck that.

YOU SURE AS FUCKIN HELL DO NOT CROSS A HIGHWAYS ON FOOT!

Darwinism as work here folks.
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I had to get out of my car on the highway once you can bet your ass I practically dove over The k rail to get the fuck off the highway. Had to get out cause a my car was totaled. People walking around on a highway after an accident or what not are people I can’t understand.
 
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I came here specifically looking for these takes because no one else is questioning the circumstances.
 
jooka

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Read a week or so back a lady was in a wreck and then the fucking fire chief ran her over as she got out.
 
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Jozu

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? lol.

He got hit by a car man. He never went to emergency room he went straight to coroner in body bag. Thats how we knew he was dead.

We called for help and he didnt want to wait. ( this was like 12 years ago.)

Anyway, its the slowest part of the NFL cycle. Its fun watching Youtubers put out creative clickbait and empty content.
 
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Jozu said:
? lol.

He got hit by a car man. He never went to emergency room he went straight to coroner in body bag. Thats how we knew he was dead.

We called for help and he didnt want to wait. ( this was like 12 years ago.)

Anyway, its the slowest part of the NFL cycle. Its fun watching Youtubers put out creative clickbait and empty content.
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You said you didn’t get out of the car until after the cops came. Presumably your friend Andre was struck by the vehicle while you waited for the cops to arrive. So.. the assumption is that you saw your friend hit by a car, and then sat in the car waiting for the police. So while you were waiting, how did you know he was dead? I think that’s what they’re asking.
 
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I mean I was tempted to clarify what we meant but then I realized that would have resulted in more Jozu posts so I just let it go.
 
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You said you didn’t get out of the car until after the cops came. Presumably your friend Andre was struck by the vehicle while you waited for the cops to arrive. So.. the assumption is that you saw your friend hit by a car, and then sat in the car waiting for the police. So while you were waiting, how did you know he was dead? I think that’s what they’re asking.
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He hollered out the window and asked him if he was dead. Andre said he wasn't, but andre was black and you know how those darkies lie.
 
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