I'm wondering how to categorize for what teams will fit for Bill next:
1. Teams with dysfunctional ownership that will give Bill whatever he wants but Bill won't go there (Panthers?)
2. Teams with functioning ownership that will give Bill whatever he wants including GM.
3. Teams that won't give Bill GM but are stable and have good partnership potential between Bill and whoever the GM is.
4. Teams that will get rid of a GM to get a GM Bill likes, but will not let him be GM.
Bill will make any defense work, but I do worry about him bringing in most of his inept Offensive coaching staff and running into the same situation he was just in without Brady.
Also sorry
Denamian
even Bill would succumb to the curse that haunts your team. You'd probably go 13-4, win the division, and after losing in the AFC Championship game Bill resigns because Spanos made it super awkward by plastering Belichick all over everything, like a kid with a PS5 taking it to school and showing it off to his friends in an obnoxious and unrelenting manner. Belichick is just a high functioning autistic guy who just really loves coaching football and didn't want to be in local commercials for LA car dealerships; he didn't sign up for that.
But you went 6-0 in the division and knocked the Chiefs out in the Divisional round so I would still help you take the victory lap there. The memes for that year would be...electric?