2023 AssHat Voting round 4!

Lightning Lord Rule said:

Araysar vs. Ambiturner - Now that the previous round is over, I can come clean about something: Araysar has been a paid agent in this tournament. He was absolutely correct that all of his campaigning in these threads was to drive more engagement. But it wasn't his idea, it was mine. He didn't come cheap either! Enjoy those Tucobux, sir. That said, his opinions in the Ukraine and Intifada threads are his own, so he has that going for him, which is nice. HOWEVER! That means that Sergeant Stick Time is a more deserving candidate at this time IMO, so he gets the nod here.

pharmakos vs. Foler - Because I don't want to have to change the avatar around to include a weeping vagina on it somewhere which would be necessary if Pharmakos wins. Plus Foler is only playing possum when it comes to his antics, mark my words. Will he show up in these last few rounds and claim to be excited about winning, like the last 2 years that worked on everyone?? Let's see!

Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - If Mr Sox had the least bit of self awareness this would be a runaway, but I'm not sure he does so this feels a bit wrong somehow. Kirun however is self aware and has been putting in some serious work all year, so I gotta go with Master of the Blade in this round.

wormie vs. Chris - Man, this elite 8 round is no joke. Seriously tough choices. Despite lurkingdirk overstacking the Southeast I must say these brackets aren't bad bro. Still though, I gotta go with Chris in this round. If the Intifada thread goes another few months then wormie has an excellent chance for next year's crown.

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Ambiturner said:

Araysar vs. Ambiturner - National disgrace gets the nod over national hero every time.
pharmakos vs. Foler - While the BBC eating champion of the universe deserves it, we can't have our mascot rickshawed through most of their reign.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - The more body parts Sox loses, the less stupidity there is. When he reaches 100% mannequin his IQ will be far out of Kirun's reach, but on this day, Sox gets the vote
womie vs. Chris - Wormie pretending to be a hardcore power lifter, while unintentional, is still the only time either of them have ever been funny

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Sanrith Descartes said:

Araysar vs. Ambiturner -Both deserve to wear the crown. I'm not buying the "Araysar wants to win it" theories. He doesn't. And Ambi did me a solid once so this is repayment.
pharmakos vs. Foler - Another tough one for opposite reasons. I basically skip past Pharma posts so I haven't read them in a long time. Foler has been improved since his return and besides that, he was gone for half the year. Meaningless vote as neither advances in the next round.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - I still have no idea who Mr. Sox is. And Kirun is still a fag.
Wormie vs. Chris - Gold > plebe. And a British plebe at that.

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Kaines said:

Araysar vs. Ambiturner - Soviet propagandist
pharmakos vs. Foler - Something something black guys.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - Still sitting on DeSantis' balls
womie vs. Chris - The once and future king.

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Ossoi said:

Also worth remembering for all his anti Disney schtick he still took his kids to Disney world.

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Burns said:

Araysar vs. Ambiturner - I'm sure once Brosar wins this award, after years of trying, he will finally ride off into the sunset, to only make 10 posts a day

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Talos said:

Araysar vs. Ambiturner - The Russian is on his way back to the Orthodox church of his forefathers so clearly not an AssHat.
pharmakos vs. Foler - Somehow manages to be a bigger AssHat than Foler.
Mr. Sox vs. Kirun - No idea who Mr. Sox is.
womie vs. Chris - Very tough decision, but an atheist Jew takes it over just an atheist.

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Araysar said:

Thank you for your vote.

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Lightning Lord Rule said:

I'm glad you have the integrity to keep campaigning so hard after being paid so well to generate all of this engagement. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

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